Cereal Mascot Battle Royale

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Who wins the first annual Cereal Mascot Battle Royale?

  1. Cap'n Crunch

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  2. Tony the Tiger

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  3. Count Chocula

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  4. Franken Berry

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  5. BuzzBee the bee(Cheerios)

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  6. Snap, Crackle and Pop(they act as a team)

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  7. Lucky the leprechaun (Luck Charms)

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  1. Moots
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    Moots The Incredible Sulk

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    Welcome one and all to the first annual Cereal Mascot Battle Royale.

    Feel free to use any logic you want in the voting, and share your opinions.

    Does Crunch's sword and hat give him the edge? Maybe the small, but formidable Rice Crispies trio pull out the win using sly tactics. Perhaps lucky magics his way to the win? Tony the tiger.....who wants to fight a tiger?


    Perhaps next will be the "Mascot Battle Royale Open" where all mascots from all walks of products fight it out.
     
  2. JPH

    JPH Banned

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    Cap'N Crunch cuts the hell out of your lips.

    Plus he's got a mustache.

    He wins.
     
  3. Moots
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    HAHAHAHA Cuts the hell out of your lips....gold.
     
  4. SaiZou

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    tony will cut u wit his claws and hes a mighty mighty tiger
     
  5. jumpman17

    jumpman17 He's a semi-aquatic egg laying mammal of action!

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    We need a Captain Crunch anime...
     
  6. myuusmeow

    myuusmeow GBAtemp Advanced Maniac

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    Oh. My. God.

    Awesomeness. On. A. Spoon.
     
  7. Moots
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    Man that was badass!
     
  8. science

    science science rules

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    Easily Tony.

    Couldn't have said it better myself
     
  9. notnarb

    notnarb Not narbing it up

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    What about the mini-wheats logo? He has rayman hands and doesn't afraid of anything. Plus he's made entirely out of solid wheat
     
  10. VVoltz

    VVoltz The Pirate Lord

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    Pirates FTW, even the Cereal ones. Hehhe, I guess this one is a Cereal Killer.

    MMmmmm... interesting, I don't see any Ninja characters on cereals, tell me DarkAura, do you see any one?, how about you xcalibur, do you?
     
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    The mini wheat guy couldn't be entered, he refused to fight. He just wanted to sing that god damn "Minnnnniiii wheats wheat wheats " song.
     
  12. Psyfira

    Psyfira Credit: 0ml. Insert tea to continue

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    So Tony the Tiger. He's got all kinds of funky gadgets, hang gliders and shit.
    And if he really doesn't like you he'll sic the singing kid on you.

    All Snap Crackle and Pop have is unnaturally large ears and crap hair.
     
  13. Moots
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    Franken berry, Can't believe he ain't getting any love....he is a frankenstien clone, and the buzz bee.....well yeah he's got nothin goin for him.