[Blog] I bought a PS Vita game (Vita has gaems?)

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  1. emigre
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    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    I don't even own a PS Vita.

    I would post this in blogs but y'know we don't have blogs anymore. And I'm really butthurt about it though not as butthurt as that olclassicgamer who cries over when I took the piss out undubs. And yes, this is similar to what I did last year when I bought a 3DS game when I didn't have a 3DS.

    Foxi and Eerpow have spent some time guessing but they suck so I'm making this into a motherfucking blog. Here are three clues to get you started to help you narrow it down (despite the fact the Vita has no gaems).

    1) It isn't Persona 4 The Golden AKA the most obvious I would have gone for.
    2) It isn't a weeaboo game.
    3) It's a hardcore mature game for hardcore mature gamer such as myself.

    Of course, the clever shit who gets will win a prize. Will be of gold, hidden treasure and a harem of busty beauties? No, I feel I can offer something more spiritual, more rewarding than that. The person who works out the answer will find how I became a witty shit-talking black man that random kids on facebook are racist to. Yes, you will find out how I engaged in such an absurd running joke.

    A Winner is you?

    EDIT: One guess per post for the sake of fairness
     
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  2. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    The Danger Zone
    Uncharted: GA or Mortal Kombat.
     
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  3. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
     
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  4. Eerpow

    Eerpow *swoosh*

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    ERROR!
    One guess or it isn't fair, otherwise I could just post the complete list of retail non-weeaboo hardcore mature games on the system, which would be like 5.
     
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  5. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    If it's one guess then Uncharted: GA.

    But you should get Mortal Kombat, stellar game.
     
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  6. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    All I want to know is whether or not it's considered a "good game".
     
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  7. emigre
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    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    No and no.

    No and that's a weeaboo game.

    Apparently the game is "good."
     
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  8. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Heh... "Good" game for the mature audiences that's available for the PSVita...

    Either it's Mortal Kombat or it's something only in Digital Distribution.
     
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  9. Eerpow

    Eerpow *swoosh*

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    ERROR!
    Both things already ruled out, worst guess ever.
     
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  10. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    Since when is Digital Distribution ruled out? Wait, he doesn't have a Vita yet... okay. And if Mortal Kombat is ruled out then my guess doesn't count. :creep:
     
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  11. emigre
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    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    Digital distribution has not been rules out!
     
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  12. Foxi4

    Foxi4 On the hunt...

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    But... you don't have a PSVita, so how'd you download it? You bought it on the SEN store and it just stays there? :tpi:
     
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  13. emigre
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    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    Think from a blank state Foxi. Think and you may find the answer.
     
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  14. EZ-Megaman

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    I recall finding PSP games on PS3's PSN and being able to buy them... there could be something similar here. :/
    No idea if that applies to Vita games, though.
     
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  15. Foxi4

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    It doesn't.
     
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  16. Eerpow

    Eerpow *swoosh*

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    ERROR!
    If you bought it on someone else's system then technically it isn't your game, but then again you never said you bought it for yourself... Is it a port/remake?
    Seriously you'll probably end up giving the first letter of the title and people still won't be able to figure it out.
     
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    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    Someone's on the right road to success.
     
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  18. emigre
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    emigre Oh Jeremy Corbyn

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    I have bought the game myself and it is on my system.
    The game is multi platform.
    The game begins with a R.

    I've given quite a lot of clues now.
     
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    Sop groovy dude lmao

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    one of these desu ka?

    Ragnarok Odyssey Game Arts/Xseed Games(US ver) February 2, 2012 October 30, 2012 TBA February 2, 2012
    No​
    Action RPG
    No​
    Rainbow Moon SideQuest Studios Unreleased TBA TBA TBA
    Yes​
    Strategy
    Yes​
    Ratchet & Clank QForce Insomniac Games Unreleased January 29, 2013 January 30, 2013 2013
    Yes​
    Action/Platform
    Yes​
    Rayman Origins Ubisoft February 15, 2012 February 15, 2012 February 22, 2012 April 14, 2012
    Yes​
    Platformer
    Yes​
    Reality Fighters Novarama February 22, 2012 March 13, 2012 February 22, 2012 TBA
    No​
    Fighting
    Yes​
    Resistance: Burning Skies Nihilistic Software May 29, 2012 May 29, 2012 June 1, 2012 July 17, 2012
    Yes​
    First Person Shooter
    Yes​
    Retro City Rampage VBlank Entertainment Inc. October 9, 2012 October 9, 2012 January 16, 2013 TBA
    Yes​
    Action-adventure
    Yes​
    Ridge Racer Namco Bandai Games, Cellius December 17, 2011 March 13, 2012 February 22, 2012 December 17, 2011
    Yes​
    Racing
    Yes​
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms XII Koei February 7, 2013 TBA TBA February 7, 2013
    Unknown​
    Turn-based strategy
    Yes​
     
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    Edit: didn't see the hint, Resident Evil Revelaitons. (no typo there lol)
     
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