[Blog] I bought a PS Vita game (Vita has gaems?)

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Feb 5, 2013
  1. emigre
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    I don't even own a PS Vita.

    I would post this in blogs but y'know we don't have blogs anymore. And I'm really butthurt about it though not as butthurt as that olclassicgamer who cries over when I took the piss out undubs. And yes, this is similar to what I did last year when I bought a 3DS game when I didn't have a 3DS.

    Foxi and Eerpow have spent some time guessing but they suck so I'm making this into a motherfucking blog. Here are three clues to get you started to help you narrow it down (despite the fact the Vita has no gaems).

    1) It isn't Persona 4 The Golden AKA the most obvious I would have gone for.
    2) It isn't a weeaboo game.
    3) It's a hardcore mature game for hardcore mature gamer such as myself.

    Of course, the clever shit who gets will win a prize. Will be of gold, hidden treasure and a harem of busty beauties? No, I feel I can offer something more spiritual, more rewarding than that. The person who works out the answer will find how I became a witty shit-talking black man that random kids on facebook are racist to. Yes, you will find out how I engaged in such an absurd running joke.

    A Winner is you?

    EDIT: One guess per post for the sake of fairness
     
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    Uncharted: GA or Mortal Kombat.
     
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    Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3
     
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    One guess or it isn't fair, otherwise I could just post the complete list of retail non-weeaboo hardcore mature games on the system, which would be like 5.
     
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    Member Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    If it's one guess then Uncharted: GA.

    But you should get Mortal Kombat, stellar game.
     
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    All I want to know is whether or not it's considered a "good game".
     
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    No and no.

    No and that's a weeaboo game.

    Apparently the game is "good."
     
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    Heh... "Good" game for the mature audiences that's available for the PSVita...

    Either it's Mortal Kombat or it's something only in Digital Distribution.
     
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    Both things already ruled out, worst guess ever.
     
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    Since when is Digital Distribution ruled out? Wait, he doesn't have a Vita yet... okay. And if Mortal Kombat is ruled out then my guess doesn't count. :creep:
     
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    Digital distribution has not been rules out!
     
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    But... you don't have a PSVita, so how'd you download it? You bought it on the SEN store and it just stays there? :tpi:
     
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    Think from a blank state Foxi. Think and you may find the answer.
     
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    I recall finding PSP games on PS3's PSN and being able to buy them... there could be something similar here. :/
    No idea if that applies to Vita games, though.
     
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    It doesn't.
     
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    If you bought it on someone else's system then technically it isn't your game, but then again you never said you bought it for yourself... Is it a port/remake?
    Seriously you'll probably end up giving the first letter of the title and people still won't be able to figure it out.
     
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    Someone's on the right road to success.
     
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    I have bought the game myself and it is on my system.
    The game is multi platform.
    The game begins with a R.

    I've given quite a lot of clues now.
     
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    ohayo gazaimasu
    boku wa dan desu
    one of these desu ka?

    Ragnarok Odyssey Game Arts/Xseed Games(US ver) February 2, 2012 October 30, 2012 TBA February 2, 2012
    No
    Action RPG
    No
    Rainbow Moon SideQuest Studios Unreleased TBA TBA TBA
    Yes
    Strategy
    Yes
    Ratchet & Clank QForce Insomniac Games Unreleased January 29, 2013 January 30, 2013 2013
    Yes
    Action/Platform
    Yes
    Rayman Origins Ubisoft February 15, 2012 February 15, 2012 February 22, 2012 April 14, 2012
    Yes
    Platformer
    Yes
    Reality Fighters Novarama February 22, 2012 March 13, 2012 February 22, 2012 TBA
    No
    Fighting
    Yes
    Resistance: Burning Skies Nihilistic Software May 29, 2012 May 29, 2012 June 1, 2012 July 17, 2012
    Yes
    First Person Shooter
    Yes
    Retro City Rampage VBlank Entertainment Inc. October 9, 2012 October 9, 2012 January 16, 2013 TBA
    Yes
    Action-adventure
    Yes
    Ridge Racer Namco Bandai Games, Cellius December 17, 2011 March 13, 2012 February 22, 2012 December 17, 2011
    Yes
    Racing
    Yes
    Romance of the Three Kingdoms XII Koei February 7, 2013 TBA TBA February 7, 2013
    Unknown
    Turn-based strategy
    Yes
     
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    Edit: didn't see the hint, Resident Evil Revelaitons. (no typo there lol)
     

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