[Blog] I bought a PS Vita game (Vita has gaems?)

[emigre]

I don't even own a PS Vita.

I would post this in blogs but y'know we don't have blogs anymore. And I'm really butthurt about it though not as butthurt as that olclassicgamer who cries over when I took the piss out undubs. And yes, this is similar to what I did last year when I bought a 3DS game when I didn't have a 3DS.

Foxi and Eerpow have spent some time guessing but they suck so I'm making this into a motherfucking blog. Here are three clues to get you started to help you narrow it down (despite the fact the Vita has no gaems).

1) It isn't Persona 4 The Golden AKA the most obvious I would have gone for.
2) It isn't a weeaboo game.
3) It's a hardcore mature game for hardcore mature gamer such as myself.

Of course, the clever shit who gets will win a prize. Will be of gold, hidden treasure and a harem of busty beauties? No, I feel I can offer something more spiritual, more rewarding than that. The person who works out the answer will find how I became a witty shit-talking black man that random kids on facebook are racist to. Yes, you will find out how I engaged in such an absurd running joke.

A Winner is you?

EDIT: One guess per post for the sake of fairness

 

[Guild McCommunist]

Uncharted: GA or Mortal Kombat.

 

[Black-Ice]

Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3

 

[Eerpow]

One guess or it isn't fair, otherwise I could just post the complete list of retail non-weeaboo hardcore mature games on the system, which would be like 5.

 

[Guild McCommunist]

If it's one guess then Uncharted: GA.

But you should get Mortal Kombat, stellar game.

 

[Foxi4]

All I want to know is whether or not it's considered a "good game".

 

[emigre]

Uncharted: GA or Mortal Kombat.

No and no.

Ultimate Marvel vs Capcom 3

No and that's a weeaboo game.

All I want to know is whether or not it's considered a "good game".

Apparently the game is "good."

 

[Foxi4]

Heh... "Good" game for the mature audiences that's available for the PSVita...

Either it's Mortal Kombat or it's something only in Digital Distribution.

 

[Eerpow]

Either it's Mortal Kombat or it's something only in Digital Distribution.

Both things already ruled out, worst guess ever.

 

[Foxi4]

Both things already ruled out, worst guess ever.

Since when is Digital Distribution ruled out? Wait, he doesn't have a Vita yet... okay. And if Mortal Kombat is ruled out then my guess doesn't count.

 

[emigre]

Digital distribution has not been rules out!

 

[Foxi4]

Digital distribution has not been rules out!

But... you don't have a PSVita, so how'd you download it? You bought it on the SEN store and it just stays there?

 

[emigre]

But... you don't have a PSVita, so how'd you download it? You bought it on the SEN store and it just stays there?

Think from a blank state Foxi. Think and you may find the answer.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

But... you don't have a PSVita, so how'd you download it? You bought it on the SEN store and it just stays there?

I recall finding PSP games on PS3's PSN and being able to buy them... there could be something similar here. :/
No idea if that applies to Vita games, though.

 

[Foxi4]

I recall finding PSP games on PS3's PSN and being able to buy them... there could be something similar here. :/
No idea if that applies to Vita games, though.

It doesn't.

 

[Eerpow]

If you bought it on someone else's system then technically it isn't your game, but then again you never said you bought it for yourself... Is it a port/remake?
Seriously you'll probably end up giving the first letter of the title and people still won't be able to figure it out.

 

[emigre]

Someone's on the right road to success.

 

[emigre]

If you bought it on someone else's system then technically it isn't your game, but then again you never said you bought it for yourself... Is it a port/remake?
Seriously you'll probably end up giving the first letter of the title and people still won't be able to figure it out.

I have bought the game myself and it is on my system.
The game is multi platform.
The game begins with a R.

I've given quite a lot of clues now.

 

[Sop]

ohayo gazaimasu
boku wa dan desu
one of these desu ka?

Ragnarok Odyssey Game Arts/Xseed Games(US ver) February 2, 2012 October 30, 2012 TBA February 2, 2012

No​

Action RPG

No​

Rainbow Moon SideQuest Studios Unreleased TBA TBA TBA

Yes​

Strategy

Yes​

Ratchet & Clank QForce Insomniac Games Unreleased January 29, 2013 January 30, 2013 2013

Yes​

Action/Platform

Yes​

Rayman Origins Ubisoft February 15, 2012 February 15, 2012 February 22, 2012 April 14, 2012

Yes​

Platformer

Yes​

Reality Fighters Novarama February 22, 2012 March 13, 2012 February 22, 2012 TBA

No​

Fighting

Yes​

Resistance: Burning Skies Nihilistic Software May 29, 2012 May 29, 2012 June 1, 2012 July 17, 2012

Yes​

First Person Shooter

Yes​

Retro City Rampage VBlank Entertainment Inc. October 9, 2012 October 9, 2012 January 16, 2013 TBA

Yes​

Action-adventure

Yes​

Ridge Racer Namco Bandai Games, Cellius December 17, 2011 March 13, 2012 February 22, 2012 December 17, 2011

Yes​

Racing

Yes​

Romance of the Three Kingdoms XII Koei February 7, 2013 TBA TBA February 7, 2013

Unknown​

Turn-based strategy

Yes​

 

[Arras]

Edit: didn't see the hint, Resident Evil Revelaitons. (no typo there lol)