Blah blah Wii U is/isn't blah blah!

[Hadrian]

Blah blah blah Wii U blah blah is blah blah blah isn't blah blah blah blah says blah blah source!

Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah maybe blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah but maybe not. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 360/PS3. Blah blah blah blah Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah blah blah; blah blah blah blah blah blah blah controls

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah!!

A Nintendo spokesperson who doesn't get told a single fucking thing and genuinely thought she worked for Atari until she was asked about the Wii U rumour, issued this statement:

Nintendo doesn't comment on rumour or speculation purple monkey dishwasher.

Source:
https://encrypted-tb...D86ZHilIdUSEhGg

My thoughts:
Mmm blah fucking blah gameplay blah chuff blah but graphics would be nice blah fucking blah blah blah chuff! Blah blah P1ngpong blah blah lol. Blah blah shit, blah blah Monster Hunter sucks blah blah fucking fuckity fuck fuck fuck blah.

I'd like to hear your blahs, though chances are they're be the same as what you posted in the other posts. Followed by Guild saying something that people will claim is trolling when its not...and of course adding blah blah Vita and people fighting and moaning and then PG saying something to make my balls ache.

I'm off to drink wood polish.

Update:
Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah shit blah! Blah blah blah blah shittity! Blah blah blah blah AND blah blah blah chuff! Blah blah, blah blah blah 2012.

Thanks to Catboy for the extra blah.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT, WE SHOULD CREATE A WHOLE NEW FORUM TO DISCUSS BLAH BLAH!

 

[Hadrian]

What if the Wii U is renamed...Blah Blah?

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

#1 console name.

What if there were a peripheral for the Wii/Wii U called the dragon dildo? It would look like a dragon dildo, but it would really be a Wiimote in a new case. Could come as a bonus with a Monster Hunter game!

 

[The Catboy]

Needs more blah blah

 

[Veho]

In related news, iPad becomes the #1 gaming device on the market.

 

[Midna]

If you think it's bad here, try browsing /v/. There are daily Wii U speculation threads and most of them are hate based. It's awful.

 

[Hadrian]

Needs more blah blah

Thanks, will fix it.

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

Not enough Valwin in the post, needs moar Valwin.

 

[Hadrian]

Not enough Valwin in the post, needs moar Valwin.

I don't know that person so I don't think I should.

 

[thejaimes111]

I think that this post needs more... BLAH, BLAH BLAH nintendo BLAH BLAH compare BLAH BLAH ps3/xbox BLAH BLAH... and more... xDDDD

 

[Hadrian]

I think that this post needs more... BLAH, BLAH BLAH nintendo BLAH BLAH compare BLAH BLAH ps3/xbox BLAH BLAH... and more... xDDDD

Woah woah woah lets not get off topic here!

 

[Veho]

I think that this post needs more... BLAH, BLAH BLAH nintendo BLAH BLAH compare BLAH BLAH ps3/xbox BLAH BLAH... and more... xDDDD

Go back to COD blah blah blah gameplay blah blah graphics blah blah innovation blah blah blah fanboy blah.

 

[thejaimes111]

I think that this post needs more... BLAH, BLAH BLAH nintendo BLAH BLAH compare BLAH BLAH ps3/xbox BLAH BLAH... and more... xDDDD

Go back to COD blah blah blah gameplay blah blah graphics blah blah innovation blah blah blah fanboy blah.

YEEEEES IT'S ALL TRUEEEEE ^^

 

[Hadrian]

I think that this post needs more... BLAH, BLAH BLAH nintendo BLAH BLAH compare BLAH BLAH ps3/xbox BLAH BLAH... and more... xDDDD

Go back to COD blah blah blah gameplay blah blah graphics blah blah innovation blah blah blah fanboy blah.

COD? Pft blah blah blah blah HADDOCK blah blah blah, COD blah blah generic blah blah HADDOCK blah blah EXTREME blah.

Though SQUID blah blah blah multiplayer blah blah brAH!

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

I make your balls ache, eh?

 

[thejaimes111]

We also are going to sopport million of new games of Pokémon... like Pokemon the Wii U Adventure or similar stupid things that will be amazing for Japanese people, not for we...

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I make your balls ache, eh?

...doesn't this happen to everyone, though?

 

[Hadrian]

I make your balls ache, eh?

That reminds me, here is that incredibly kinky fantasy I had of you:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balls, blah blah blah blah then blah blah blah my urethra. Blah blah blah; blah blah blah blah? BLAH! Delicious work on blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah rammed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah hairbrush blah blah GUSHED blah blah blah blah. Blah dick blah blah blah blah uncomfy but so good blah blah blah anal passage blah blah blah blah, blah leaked. Blah blah blah blah dripping blah blah blah hard and rough.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, withdrew blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah cream all down your blah! Suffice to say blah blah blah cat got the cream!!!

 

[Phoenix Goddess]

...doesn't this happen to everyone, though?

What can I say... I'm a pro at grabbing people by the balls
And squeezing for dear life

That reminds me, here is that incredibly kinky fantasy I had of you:

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah balls, blah blah blah blah then blah blah blah my urethra. Blah blah blah; blah blah blah blah? BLAH! Delicious work on blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah rammed blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah hairbrush blah blah GUSHED blah blah blah blah. Blah dick blah blah blah blah uncomfy but so good blah blah blah anal passage blah blah blah blah, blah leaked. Blah blah blah blah dripping blah blah blah hard and rough.

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, withdrew blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! Blah blah blah cream all down your blah! Suffice to say blah blah blah cat got the cream!!!

All I got from that is: You heard about my delicious work, so you went off to visit me, paid the fee, then I grabbed a hairbrush and rammed it up your anal passage hard and rough, it was uncomfy, but you thought it was so good, something was wrong with your urethra and made your dick leak urine, then you tripped and fell on a bucket of ice cream, ice cream gushed out and the cat got the ice cream and enjoyed it, but you got ice cream all down my Wii U.