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Random post from 1 to 20 decideds what I do with this banana:
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Also, the "winner" will get a free poster signed by me. I will also post pictures of me doing the following that is proposed in the post of the winner.
RULES:
  • I will not put this in my anus
  • Post must not be edited after the winner is chosen
  • If the idea that was proposed by the winner already posted in a previous entry, another winner will be chosen.
  • Again, I wont insert that shit in my ass.
  • The entry must be creative, at least.
  • No p1ngpong's allowed.
  • Anything is allowed except of inserting the banana inside my penis/anus.

Those are the simple rules, no give me some idea's!

entries will be taken until 8.05.12, when the banana will be die.


COMPETITION IS OVER. CONGRATS TO THE WINNER
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Make a video of yourself jacking off, but then the camera zooms in on your "penis", and it's actually the banana.
 
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