Bannanagate

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by AlanJohn, May 5, 2012.

  1. AlanJohn
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    Random post from 1 to 20 decideds what I do with this banana:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
    Also, the "winner" will get a free poster signed by me. I will also post pictures of me doing the following that is proposed in the post of the winner.
    RULES:
    • I will not put this in my anus
    • Post must not be edited after the winner is chosen
    • If the idea that was proposed by the winner already posted in a previous entry, another winner will be chosen.
    • Again, I wont insert that shit in my ass.
    • The entry must be creative, at least.
    • No p1ngpong's allowed.
    • Anything is allowed except of inserting the banana inside my penis/anus.

    Those are the simple rules, no give me some idea's!

    entries will be taken until 8.05.12, when the banana will be die.


    COMPETITION IS OVER. CONGRATS TO THE WINNER
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF3NGujAVBc&feature=youtu.be
     


  2. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    This is the only option.

    [​IMG]
     
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  3. Quietlyawesome94

    Quietlyawesome94 GBAtemp Maniac

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    Decorate him and call him Anal John, because thats where he is about to go. :creep:
     
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  4. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    Cut the banana up and put it in cereal, then shove the bowl of cereal up your ass.
     
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  5. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

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    PUPPET SHOW!
     
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  6. AlanJohn
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    In all seriousness, I will go take another banana, and do what you just said.

    except the ass part
     
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  7. Forstride

    Forstride The rudder moves when I turn the wheel

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    Put it in your vagina
     
  8. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    Could I still get a free poster?? :unsure:
     
  9. AlanJohn
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    No, sorry.
    You didn't "win" yet.
     
  10. Thesolcity

    Thesolcity Wherever the light shines, it casts a shadow.

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    Teach the banana and the DSi about safe sex.
     
  11. Tom Bombadildo

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    I forgot
    Oh oh oh I got another one! Peel the banana and eat it, and then give everyone a free poster!
     
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  12. TwinRetro

    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Take the banana and move it an inch to the left. Leave it there until The Patch Walks.
     
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  13. Flame

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    everyone below me post



    -put the banana up your ass
     
  14. AlanJohn
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    put the banana up your ass
     
  15. Brian117

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    What you should do is, take another picture of it using another potato. The next one might be better quality.
     
  16. Xuphor

    Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    Make a video of yourself jacking off, but then the camera zooms in on your "penis", and it's actually the banana.
     
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  17. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

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    Eat it and lay the peel on the floor next to a corner or something.
    Then lol when someone slips.
    -classic-
     
  18. Flame

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    what is this? the 30's?
     
  19. Ammako

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    You throw it on the road while in a car and yell "THIS IS MARIO KART!"
     
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  20. Hyro-Sama

    Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    Use it to rob a store and video tape the robbery.
     
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