International Sarcasm Competition™

[JuanMena]

Well, you gotta do some explaining to our poor Alexander.

 

[JuanMena]

I've liquidised the price money.
It's was all down the pub! most of it was..

Wait a minute

Are you drinking fermented diabetic men's urine?

Are you drinking because you're a depressed millenial?

Are you drinking because you got married and marital violence is your everyday life ever since?

If you need help, call: 487 6529 86 23 429
I repeat: 487 6529 86 23 429

 

[JuanMena]

I've liquidised the price money.
It's was all down the pub! most of it was..

WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE... I KNOW WHO'S HAD DRINKING PROBLEMS BEFORE...

ARE YOU TONY STARK?

 

[AmandaRose]

Sarcasm–the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

 

[Alexander1970]

Sarcasm–the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

I do not understand you....can you explain it to me please ?
I am from Austria and live in a Cellar,you know.....

 

[hippy dave]

Glad this thread is still going.

 

[AmandaRose]

I do not understand you....can you explain it to me please ?
I am from Austria and live in a Cellar,you know.....

Let me explain then. If there is ever a plague of zombies remember the following

Zombies eat brains. You are safe lol

 

[Alexander1970]

Let me explain then. If there is ever a plague of zombies remember the following

Zombies eat brains. You’ are safe

Because me Brain is not in Cellar,so Zombie no eat me ?
You think me dumb ? Ey ?
Be careful, you have a real cellar Child in front of you.....
(Mar leanabh sràide Albannach bu chòir fios a bhith agad dè tha sin a’ ciallachadh….)

 

[SG854]

Let me explain then. If there is ever a plague of zombies remember the following

Zombies eat brains. You are safe lol

 

[AmandaRose]

Because me Brain is not in Cellar,so Zombie no eat me ?
You think me dumb ? Ey ?
Be careful, you have a real cellar Child in front of you.....
(Mar leanabh sràide Albannach bu chòir fios a bhith agad dè tha sin a’ ciallachadh….)

S e breug a th' anns an stuth a chuala tu mum dheidhinn. Tha mi fada nas miosa

“I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.

 

[AmandaRose]

Time for bed night night everyone and @Alexander1970 I was only kidding when I said you were stupid lol.

And for the people on the temp that are actually stupid I have one last thing to say.

Ugliness can be fixed, stupidity is forever

 

[Noctosphere]

I'm autistic, I don't get sarcasm