Bad day? I don't think so!

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Oct 23, 2007

Bad day? I don't think so! by giardia100 at 4:39 PM (1,993 Views / 0 Likes) 25 replies

  1. giardia100
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    I felt that it would be nice to post daily news clipping, strange facts, etc. that people may(or may not) find worth reading.


    Unfaithful man forgets penis at home
    Bangkok, Thailand







    18 Oct 2004 11:10

    A young Thai man lost his penis to his knife-wielding wife and then forgot to bring his severed member with him to hospital, fatefully delaying a reattachment operation, news reports said on Monday. Sornlam Yotbanya (24) had a heated argument with his wife, Rungnapha Pongalee (32), on Sunday night about his mistress. He went to bed and was rudely awoken hours later when his wife sliced off his member, reported ITV. In Sornlam's haste to get to Bangramrung hospital in Chonburi, 60km south-east of Bangkok, he left his penis behind in his bedroom. Bangramrung hospital dispatched a nurse to retrieve the severed member for a reattachment operation. Although the nurse packed the penis in ice, too many of the cells had died by the time it was delivered to hospital, killing all hopes of a revival. Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place. -- Sapa-DPA



    Moral of the story:
    1)don't piss-off your spouse/girlfriend
    2)Get concerned if spouse/girlfriend buy's you a Ginsu knife set
    3)If you do piss-off your spouse/girlfriend and they did buy you a Ginsu knife set, move to Thailand(Remember the good success rate of penis attachment!!!WTF!!!???!!!)
    4)All of a sudden, your day now seems much better [​IMG]


    Hope this helps. ENJOY!!!!
     


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    This is VERY Appropriate for this forum [​IMG]
     
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    Oh, what the hell. [​IMG]




    Seriously now, don't any of you kids know the story of John Bobbit and his lovely wife Lorena?
     
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    John bobbit went on to make porn films and some money. This poor thai man will probably work in a sweat shop making flash carts for us to discuss on this forum. How unfair is that!!
     
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    True, true. Point. [​IMG]
     
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    He was a too young for her. I mean 24 vs. 32.
    Poor guy.
     
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    "I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached" takes on a new meaning. [​IMG]
     
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    Guys, this is what we were talking about in mthrnite's topic. About staying on topic.
     
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    topic??????
     
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    Quote pyramid of death?
     
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    Dude your post got "Testing Area"d.
     
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    and this means................................????????????????????????????
    And am I suppose to give a shit?!?
     
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    well now he can become a lesbian
     

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