We could make a commercial to broadcast it.
FADE IN: GUY is playing his SWITCH
NARRATOR: Hey, you!
GUY is shocked, looking everywhere for the source of the NARRATOR's voice
NARRATOR: Yeah, you! Do you like your Nintendo Switch game console?
GUY, clearly a dope, nods, making some sort of "durr hurr" sound
NARRATOR: Then you're going to want ATMOSPHERE. It's a custom firmware for Nintendo Switch that lets you run unsigned code!
GUY: But why would I want that? I like not having a browser, emulators, or save editing on my console!
SMASH CUT to a title card, narrated by NARRATOR with fx loudening and echoing the voice.
TITLE CARD says "SAID NO-ONE EVER!!!"
CUT TO a sizzle reel of various games running on Switch, a browser, a media player, etc. NARRATOR is talking normally again.
NARRATOR: If you're not hacking your Nintendo Switch, what's wrong with you? Anyone can do it, and it works on any console purchased before [insert Mariko release date here]!
GUY: B-but I can't mod my console! I don't know how to solder!
NARRATOR: Hey buddy, got-
SMASH CUT to a title card.
TITLE CARD says "A FUCKING PAPERCLIP?!"
SIMULTANEOUSLY NARRATOR yells the line with fx loudening and echoing the voice.
NARRATOR: A fucking paperclip?!
CUT TO someone putting together a paperclip jig, preferably pretty smoothly. NARRATOR is talking normally again.
NARRATOR: That's right. If you just bend a paperclip and connect your Switch to a computer, you can hack your Nintendo Switch to run any code programmers can write. Including Retroarch emulators, a functional web browser, a media player, and pi-
SUDDEN CUT TO Black. A screeching sound plays. Some sort of jostling sound or arguing from away from the microphone, muffled.
CUT TO the paperclip jig again, where we left off.
NARRATOR: And LEGAL BACKUPS. So get yourself a paperclip and unlock the power of your console today!
CUT TO a still image of GUY with his thumbs up and the HB Menu open on his SWITCH.
NARRATOR speaks very quickly.
NARRATOR: Links in the description for detailed tutorials, a USB C to A cable required for sending payloads to Switch, this advertisement isn't responsible for bricks, explosions or dismemberment created as a result of your inability to follow instructions, you or others' results may vary.
CUT TO BLACK.