Hacking Atmosphere-NX - Custom Firmware in development by SciresM

[focusonme]

We could make a commercial to broadcast it.

FADE IN: GUY is playing his SWITCH
NARRATOR: Hey, you!
GUY is shocked, looking everywhere for the source of the NARRATOR's voice
NARRATOR: Yeah, you! Do you like your Nintendo Switch game console?
GUY, clearly a dope, nods, making some sort of "durr hurr" sound
NARRATOR: Then you're going to want ATMOSPHERE. It's a custom firmware for Nintendo Switch that lets you run unsigned code!
GUY: But why would I want that? I like not having a browser, emulators, or save editing on my console!
SMASH CUT to a title card, narrated by NARRATOR with fx loudening and echoing the voice.
TITLE CARD says "SAID NO-ONE EVER!!!"
CUT TO a sizzle reel of various games running on Switch, a browser, a media player, etc. NARRATOR is talking normally again.
NARRATOR: If you're not hacking your Nintendo Switch, what's wrong with you? Anyone can do it, and it works on any console purchased before [insert Mariko release date here]!
GUY: B-but I can't mod my console! I don't know how to solder!
NARRATOR: Hey buddy, got-
SMASH CUT to a title card.
TITLE CARD says "A FUCKING PAPERCLIP?!"
SIMULTANEOUSLY NARRATOR yells the line with fx loudening and echoing the voice.
NARRATOR: A fucking paperclip?!
CUT TO someone putting together a paperclip jig, preferably pretty smoothly. NARRATOR is talking normally again.
NARRATOR: That's right. If you just bend a paperclip and connect your Switch to a computer, you can hack your Nintendo Switch to run any code programmers can write. Including Retroarch emulators, a functional web browser, a media player, and pi-
SUDDEN CUT TO Black. A screeching sound plays. Some sort of jostling sound or arguing from away from the microphone, muffled.
CUT TO the paperclip jig again, where we left off.
NARRATOR: And LEGAL BACKUPS. So get yourself a paperclip and unlock the power of your console today!
CUT TO a still image of GUY with his thumbs up and the HB Menu open on his SWITCH.
NARRATOR speaks very quickly.
NARRATOR: Links in the description for detailed tutorials, a USB C to A cable required for sending payloads to Switch, this advertisement isn't responsible for bricks, explosions or dismemberment created as a result of your inability to follow instructions, you or others' results may vary.
CUT TO BLACK.

Lmao dude you high asf

 

[Darth Meteos]

I would just like to take credit for being the TWO THOUSANDTH POST in this thread.

 

[CreAtor135]

I would just like to take credit for being the TWO THOUSANDTH POST in this thread.

Nope, sorry

 

[Deleted User]

Pulling from Powerthirst

YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I did think of that too, but thought it might be a little too obscure.

 

[Darth Meteos]

Nope, sorry

loving something is admitting its flaws
and i must say
god this thread is cancerous if it can reach 2000 on speculation
i do love it, though

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YESSSSSSSSSSSS! I did think of that too, but thought it might be a little too obscure.

POWER HOMEBREW POWER HACKING POWER JIGGING POWER POSTING POWER BUYING SWITCHES YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY SWITCHES
FOUR HUNDRED SWITCHES

 

[CreAtor135]

loving something is admitting its flaws
and i must say
god this thread is cancerous if it can reach 2000 on speculation
i do love it, though

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POWER HOMEBREW POWER HACKING POWER JIGGING POWER POSTING POWER BUYING SWITCHES YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY SWITCHES
FOUR HUNDRED SWITCHES

2000th reply, yeah, but I was also counting the OP

 

[Legendre]

Guys... I have a question, where Sciresm say’s the date of Atmosphère release? Because i see people saying “waiting for 15th June to use Atmosphère” but I don’t see any news about Atmosphère and in 2 days is 15th...

 

[Red1Reaper]

Guys... I have a question, where Sciresm say’s the date of Atmosphère release? Because i see people saying “waiting for 15th June to use Atmosphère” but I don’t see any news about Atmosphère and in 2 days is 15th...

Because 15 was in the past the relase date of atmosphere+fusee gelee, but fusee gelee was leaked earlier by a different dev and atmosphere has been delayed to soon tm

 

[Legendre]

Because 15 was in the past the relase date of atmosphere+fusee gelee, but fusee gelee was leaked earlier by a different dev and atmosphere has been delayed to soon tm

So, Sciresm and the team never say a date?

 

[rad.i.kal]

POWER HOMEBREW POWER HACKING POWER JIGGING POWER POSTING POWER BUYING SWITCHES YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY SWITCHES
FOUR HUNDRED SWITCHES

hahaha RAWBERRY!

 

[Darth Meteos]

hahaha RAWBERRY!

MADE BY NINTENDO
REAL NINTENDO

 

[dankzegriefer]

So, Sciresm and the team never say a date?

They said it MIGHT have been the 15th, originally.

 

[andijames]

Leave it it will be ready when it's ready. No patience you kids

 

[Draxzelex]

Atmosphere's has no plans on being out yet and there's already a marketing team for it...

 

[Red1Reaper]

So, Sciresm and the team never say a date?

They said in the past that it was 15 of june, but then they realiced that they can't get that fast, soo is delayed to soon tm. now there is no date, in the past there was a date, 15 of june, but now there is not date

 

[DarkIaspis]

FYI

Just successfully used Atmosphere's FS MitM to replace content in Odyssey for the first time!

Stuff is not ready/usable with that right now, but in the next few days (barring some unforeseen issue) people should be able to use layeredfs to easily make/play ROM hacks for games :)

— Michael (@SciresM) June 13, 2018

 

[Draxzelex]

FYI
https://twitter.com/SciresM/status/1007033987326328832

Translation: I'm one step closer to being able to gen pokemon!

 

[Deleted User]

For those who said June 14th or 15th.
Where is your atmosphere now?

 

[Red1Reaper]

For those who said June 14th or 15th.
Where is your atmosphere now?

Here: https://github.com/Atmosphere-NX/Atmosphere
Sience is open source atmosphere has been technically always been relased, just still unifnished

 

[MatMaf]

Who cares? Come on mate, move on.

Being told to "move on" by a 42 year old who can't help but reply to me has always been my life goal, so thanks.