Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs

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So what's the verdict? The film will premiering at the Sundance Film Festival in January of next year.
 

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The resemblance is actually a bit uncanny.

I'm not so sold on the title, though. I would've much preferred Dude, Where's My Company?
 
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In the summer I had told my uncle that a film should be produced where Ashton Kutcher portrays Steve Jobs,little did I know it was already in the works. Can't wait to see Kutcher in India trying LSD :D
 

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'Cuz he died

So? A lot of famous people die who don't get movies, they get biographies or something, which not to mention Jobs got already... but still. There's no point. I mean the only good thing I can see that Jobs did was without him, Toy Story and Pixar wouldn't exist.

Or hell, even bigger named people don't get the treatment that Jobs is getting.
 

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So? A lot of famous people die who don't get movies, they get biographies or something, which not to mention Jobs got already... but still. There's no point. I mean the only good thing I can see that Jobs did was without him, Toy Story and Pixar wouldn't exist.

Or hell, even bigger named people don't get the treatment that Jobs is getting.

Then maybe to annoy Gates.

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This is why I don't watch Hollywood films. They always take a movie I might be interested in and cast a no talent douchebag as the leading man.
 

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Why anyone would want to see this movie is beyond me. Would anyone pay to watch a movie about Sir Alan Sugar and his AMSTRAD computers ? Or Sir Clive Sinclair and his Spectrum achievements ? No, would they fuck. This is all to do with Hollywood catching onto the ridiculous almost messianic way in which Jobs is revered nay worshipped by fuckwitted cretins who think he was something other than just a businessman, scamming people with overpriced low quality shite over and over and over again.
 

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