Are you washing your privates properly? - 2026 TUTORIAL

[JuanMena]

If you are carrying a Vulva, the process goes like this:

1. Rinse as much as you can with bidet water.

1. Once confident that all (or at least most, since you can't see) stuff are out, rinse with water and hand.

1. Use soap (feminine wash or mild, unscented soap) to wash—first the vulva, then the butthole.

1. Rinse out suds with bidet water.

1. Gently scrub with hands (vulva, then butthole) to rinse out any remaining soap.

1. Pat dry with toilet paper (vulva, then butthole. Sometimes, I use different squares for either).

If you're carrying a Penis:

1. Dip it in Isopropyl Alcohol 99.9% pure.
2. 
   
3. Pat with toilet paper to dry it, if you pat more than 3 times it turns into something else.

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[Exnor]

Be careful with some soaps PH, for the female genitalia.

Step 2 if quite fun if you have a penis.