are you a virgin?

are you a virgin?

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Tanas said:
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shadowboy said:
I'll probably end up buying a prostitute, which is gay

Only if it's a male prostitute ...

And it is also cheating ...


only if your with someone. otherwise i think not. if your going the hoe way make sure you choose one that is semi-decent lol otherwise you will be finding out very quickly that the first one you see isn't always the best one especially when you take down her pants and (s)hes gotta bigger bulge then you lmao (and no this hasn't happend to me
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Just cause you have kids doesn't make you a non-virgin.
ARTIFICIAL INSEMINATION!
For the sake of the thread:
I'm totally a virgin.
 

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shadowboy said:
Everyone under 18 who voted no: I fucking hate you. Rot in hell.

I need to get laid by a hot girl in the next two years or I'll probably end up buying a prostitute, which is gay and phail and STDlicious.

So yeah, need to get a girlfriend and go all the way fast...
You horny teenagers. People everywhere say they have boyfriends or girlfriends, and I kinda feel like "Damn I'm gonna be lonely."
 

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shadowboy said:
Everyone under 18 who voted no: I fucking hate you. Rot in hell.

I need to get laid by a hot girl in the next two years or I'll probably end up buying a prostitute, which is gay and phail and STDlicious.

So yeah, need to get a girlfriend and go all the way fast...


It's really not that huge of a deal... seriously, don't even considering losing your virginity to a prostitute at 18 years old. You will regret it for the rest of your life. If you're still a virgin at 45, consider it then.
 

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science said:
It's really not that huge of a deal... seriously, don't even considering losing your virginity to a prostitute at 18 years old. You will regret it for the rest of your life. If you're still a virgin at 45, consider it then.


Well put. It just leads to building a relationship on a flaky foundation, then hello divorce
 

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Virgin nope,

To those thinking about it, save it to you love someone you find it means so much more. Well it did for me anyway. Im glad I waited a while till i found the right person ^^.
 

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I'll never find the right person it seems. It seems there aren't any girls interested in technology as much as me. And even if they are, stereotypes tell me she'll be under my standard.

I'l wait for sexbots to become more developed
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It will at least cost less.
 

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QUOTE said:
I'll never find the right person it seems. It seems there aren't any girls interested in technology as much as me. And even if they are, stereotypes tell me she'll be under my standard.

I'l wait for sexbots to become more developed ph34r.gif

It will at least cost less.


Thats a shame, they are around i know quite a few girls who are interested in technology. Hell one of them loves nerds lol.

The moral of the story there is someone for everyone you just haven't found it yet.
 

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vladislaus said:
QUOTE said:
I'll never find the right person it seems. It seems there aren't any girls interested in technology as much as me. And even if they are, stereotypes tell me she'll be under my standard.

I'l wait for sexbots to become more developed ph34r.gif

It will at least cost less.


Thats a shame, they are around i know quite a few girls who are interested in technology. Hell one of them loves nerds lol.

The moral of the story there is someone for everyone you just haven't found it yet.
Well, yes, but I also should've emphasized "as much as me". Hell I'll be friends with anyone who I can say something and they don't have to ask me what a certain term means every time I say something. But it seems for my age group as of now no such people exist, with maybe Mewgia(on these forums) being one exception.
 

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