Help me find a boyfriend

[K3Nv4]

Because I am antigay I need help finding a boyfriend please post here recommendations.

 

[hippy dave]

Do they need to be sexually active, or...?

 

[K3Nv4]

Do they need to be sexually active, or...?

Whats the monthly income look like?

 

[hippy dave]

Whats the monthly income look like?

Currently between counterfeiting schemes, from what I can gather, so approximately zero?

 

[K3Nv4]

Currently between counterfeiting schemes, from what I can gather, so approximately zero?

Not good, they need to at least buy me a new retroid pocket every six months.

 

[hippy dave]

Not good, they need to at least buy me a new retroid pocket every six months.

Well aren't you a spoiled little princess? Sounds like you got the title wrong, you're looking for a sugar daddy.

 

[K3Nv4]

Well aren't you a spoiled little princess? Sounds like you got the title wrong, you're looking for a sugar daddy.

What do you mean? I know people living in hotels that can afford retroid pockets. Maybe @Sicklyboy I wouldn't have a shortage on storage that way.
@Lostbhoy would make me buy him things.

 

[hippy dave]

What do you mean? I know people living in hotels that can afford retroid pockets. Maybe @Sicklyboy I wouldn't have a shortage on storage that way.

Or I guess you could get a job reviewing retroid pockets for gbatemp, but you might have to fight someone for it

 

[K3Nv4]

Or I guess you could get a job reviewing retroid pockets for gbatemp, but you might have to fight someone for it

Seems like work, is @Scarlet single?

 

[hippy dave]

Seems like work, is @Scarlet single?

Idk tbh

 

[Scarlet]

Seems like work, is @Scarlet single?

Sadly not, keep looking bucko.

 

[K3Nv4]

Idk tbh

I'd go out with @x65943 but he won't even tell his current gf about all of his gbatemp bfs.

 

[hippy dave]

I'd go out with @x65943 but he won't even tell his current gf about all of his gbatemp bfs.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you can do better

 

[K3Nv4]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think you can do better

Meh mid 30s it's time to settle.

 

[hippy dave]

Meh mid 30s it's time to settle.

When you're REALLY ready to settle, just head to Reddit

 

[K3Nv4]

When you're REALLY ready to settle, just head to Reddit

That's like saying try Craigslist before reddit was popular.

 

[sexually_inactive]

Sadly not, keep looking bucko.

Having two boyfriends could be fun. It would probably get exhausting fast though.

 

[K3Nv4]

Having two boyfriends could be fun. It would probably get exhausting fast though.

I don't think USPS qualifies as a boyfriend although maybe he developed a relationship with the mail guy.