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We do what we want because fuck you.
For the good of all of us except the consumers.
But there's no sense crying over every lawsuit.
Your company is less scary when it's named after fruit.
But the science gets done and you make a neat phone.
For the hipsters who can't wait for v5.


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No this is not real.
 

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TwinRetro said:
If this was real, it would be my first iPhone purchase.

I'd be tempted, but I'll wait for someone to port it to Android.
Someone needs to make this, now.
 

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Apple should open up Siri to an API of some sort. Let other apps make Siri give certain responses.

While most of you would make it a Portal-theme, and others would probably go for something like Bumblebee, I'd probably make mine act like Virgil aka the Superintendent from Halo 3: ODST.

But I doubt they'd ever do that, (plus I don't own an iPhone
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