Appleture Science presents: GLaDOSiri

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Oct 7, 2011
  1. Vulpes Abnocto
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    No this is not real.
     
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    Dang, I seriously would have bought my first Apple product if this were true.
     
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    Global Moderator TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    If this was real, it would be my first iPhone purchase.
     
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    Banned Xuphor I have lied to all of you. I am deeply sorry.

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    I'd be tempted, but I'll wait for someone to port it to Android.
    Someone needs to make this, now.
     
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    Eh, if iOS gets GLaDOS.

    Android should get Wheatley.

    Get me a Wheatley app like this, and I will die a happy felineko!
     
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    Apple should open up Siri to an API of some sort. Let other apps make Siri give certain responses.

    While most of you would make it a Portal-theme, and others would probably go for something like Bumblebee, I'd probably make mine act like Virgil aka the Superintendent from Halo 3: ODST.

    But I doubt they'd ever do that, (plus I don't own an iPhone [​IMG]) so we'll have to rely on Vlingo to do something along those lines.
     
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    I want that.

    And a HAL9000siri.
     
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    But that would actually kill you.
     
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    HAL9000siri
     
  10. Sora de Eclaune

    Member Sora de Eclaune Baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfucker.

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    I would name my firstborn son Steve Jobs if this was real
     
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    Imma try and use melodyne to synth this to a glados voice XD
     
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    That's because your throwing it wrong
     
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