Anybody know a dolphin?

Rydian

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(1:13:00 PM) Rydian: I have to pee. As usual.
(1:13:15 PM) sonicoffline: GET A CUP!
(1:13:33 PM) Rydian: I have a 2-liter of sunny d.
(1:13:42 PM) sonicoffline: That works, too.
(1:13:50 PM) sonicoffline: You can't tell the piss from the sunny d.
(1:14:06 PM) Rydian: You're thinking of mountain dew (when not in a green bottle).
(1:14:22 PM) sonicoffline: I was thinking taste, not looks.
(1:15:29 PM) Rydian: Oh. I have red kool-aid if that helps?
(1:15:57 PM) sonicoffline: Well you can tell if that's been pissed in regardless.
(1:16:17 PM) Rydian: Unless it's owl piss.
(1:16:57 PM) sonicoffline: WE DON'T PEE BLOOD. THAT'S A GIRL THING.
(1:17:02 PM) sonicoffline: Specifically mammals.
(1:17:39 PM) Rydian: I wonder how dolphin periods work.
(1:17:51 PM) sonicoffline: I do too.
(1:18:07 PM) sonicoffline: We should ask a dolphin.
 
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