Alice in Chains forum troll song

[amptor]

I believe the troll is me
Some say we're born to misbehave
I feel so alone, so I end up trolling a
Forum on a Macbook Pro

Dust rise right on over my time
Empty fossil of the new flame scene
I feel so alone, so I end up trolling a
Forum on a Macbook Pro

Toll due I’m a user’s bad dream come true
I lied about the admin and a random newb
I feel so alone, so I end up trolling a
Forum on a Macbook Pro


inspired by thinking about a guy called DrKupo

 

[Mangofett]

Once upon a midnight dreary,
while I pron surfed weak and weary,

over many a strange and spurious site of 'hot xxx galore'.
While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour,

'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "give me back my free hardcore!"
quoth the server, 404.



source:bash

 

[iTech]

Yo yo!

Yo!

Duck motherfuckers, I ain't here to play,
you gonna get pecked to death by a bird of prey,
and saying shit ain't gonna hold me dog,
I'll fill up your asshole with a poisoned frog,
I ain't going asshole, I'm here to stay,
but you're going asshole cos you're obviously gay,
I got lots of explosive shit to say,
and lots of juicy lines are gonna spray,
like I was holding my dick and beating away,

My shit is tight cos my ass is too,
your ass is tight cos it contains my foot,
I'll twist it around and wax it good,
then throw down your plate and step on your food.

Peace out!