Alcohol addiction pro support group

[x65943]

I learned to accept myself for who I am and you can too!

1. Accept control of your life
2. Believe you are God
3. Trust no one
4. Discard morals
5. Discard blame
6. Refuse to change
7. Find flaws in others
8. Make a list of your enemies
9. Hurt them, a lot
10. Blame those who blame you
11. Believe your own truth
12. Lie to everyone

We are having our first meeting next Wednesday, make sure to bring your shouting voice because we all talk at the same time - don't shout too loud though you might end up on my 8th step and you don't wanna find out what I do at number 9

Ciao

PS, bring booze

 

[Creamu]

Where will the meeting take place?

 

[hippy dave]

I'm an alcohol addiction amateur at best, are these the steps I need to take to become an alcohol addiction pro?

 

[x65943]

I'm an alcohol addiction amateur at best, are these the steps I need to take to become an alcohol addiction pro?

all this and more for those who subscribe to my pro classes

sessions start at $15-20 an hour (ask for an exact quote)

But don't worry after 10 sessions you become a certified pro-alcoholismologist and we will list you on our site

YOU can get rich doing what YOU love from home*

*Carrier messaging rates apply, text STOP to continue receiving messages and OKAY to deduct your first session from your direct payroll advance

 

[hippy dave]

all this and more for those who subscribe to my pro classes

sessions start at $15-20 an hour (ask for an exact quote)

But don't worry after 10 sessions you become a certified pro-alcoholismologist and we will list you on our site

YOU can get rich doing what YOU love from home*

*Carrier messaging rates apply, text STOP to continue receiving messages and OKAY to deduct your first session from your direct payroll advance

Please may I have an exact quote?

 

[x65943]

Sure, we are going to need to make a draw request from your bank

Please PM me your bank log-in information and dual authentication security code in 5-10 minutes

Don't worry we have done this hundreds of times and are literally experts in the money withdrawal process

 

[hippy dave]

Sure, we are going to need to make a draw request from your bank

Please PM me your bank log-in information and dual authentication security code in 5-10 minutes

Don't worry we have done this hundreds of times and are literally experts in the money withdrawal process

Sort code: 69-69-69
Account number: 69696969
Username: SixtyNine
Password: Nice!
2FA code: 696969

 

[x65943]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*coughs* ahem

Thank you sir, you will be hearing back from our alcohology department within the next 6-12 annums, we will let you know if your request has been accepted

Until then please accept this commemorative cup \_/

BTW meeting is still on next Wednesday for anyone else interested in becoming certified

 

[hippy dave]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*coughs* ahem

Thank you sir, you will be hearing back from our alcohology department within the next 6-12 annums, we will let you know if your request has been accepted

Until then please accept this commemorative cup \_/

BTW meeting is still on next Wednesday for anyone else interested in becoming certified

That's a lot of annums but I'll try to be patient.

Thanks for the cup, do I need to pee in it or anything?

 

[x65943]

That's a lot of annums but I'll try to be patient.

Thanks for the cup, do I need to pee in it or anything?

I'm both disgusted and amused that that is your first thought when handed a cup

You are gonna fit in great here before you die of cirrhosis induced massive internal hemorrhage

 

[CoolMe]

Hey, can i sign in too.. or is it too late?

 

[impeeza]

I couldn't be with you because my meds are incompatible with alcohol but in spirit will be with you. Oh damn! how I do miss the alcohol beverages

 

[Veho]

1. Accept control of your life
2. Believe you are God
3. Trust no one
4. Discard morals
5. Discard blame
6. Refuse to change
7. Find flaws in others
8. Make a list of your enemies
9. Hurt them, a lot
10. Blame those who blame you
11. Believe your own truth
12. Lie to everyone

I seem to have stumbled upon the Republican Party headquarters.

 

[Noctosphere]

I couldn't be with you because my meds are incompatible with alcohol but in spirit will be with you. Oh damn! how I do miss the alcohol beverages

I'm in the same boat as you

 

[sombrerosonic]

To accept oneself as such is to surrender and agree to be such a monster. How about attending a rally when it takes place?

IDK man, alcohol seems like a easy way out of dealing with the wife ngl (Shitpost)