A woman did WHAT?!?!

[Countbisquit]

eeew... wtf indeed

I see no reason why people need all this fancy masturbation equipment. I'm quite satisfied with my hand... some people are just crazy

 

[Slyakin]

My god, that has to be the most disgusting news I've heard today...

 

[MuppetInvasion]

Speaking of sex......

hehehe

 

[Emoskater]

so much fail its almost a win

 

[Sir-Fritz]

Well, there was a story at my school about a girl from another school who stole a Test Tube from school and used it to masturbate, her parents came in on her and she closed her legs and it shattered inside her, a fair few internal stitches i heard. Not as bad as a saw but still bad.

Heard that one aswell.

 

[Man18]

What a dumb fuck, should know better than that. what you do is file off the saw edge and put the whole thing into a wooden dowel or even pvc and drill a few holes to attach the blade into the dowel or pvc then fill it with epoxy wait a few days to dry then hollow out the dildo and epoxy onto the pvc/dowel that you have just made wait a few more days then grab a condom and start er up but you should put a potentiometer onto the power so you can start at a very low setting and slowly build.

 

[outgum]

What a dumb fuck, should know better than that. what you do is file off the saw edge and put the whole thing into a wooden dowel or even pvc and drill a few holes to attach the blade into the dowel or pvc then fill it with epoxy wait a few days to dry then hollow out the dildo and epoxy onto the pvc/dowel that you have just made wait a few more days then grab a condom and start er up but you should put a potentiometer onto the power so you can start at a very low setting and slowly build.

Sounds like someone has tried this before

 

[Man18]

HAHAHAHAH Tiny T supports crazy sex toys.

 

[fgghjjkll]

proof or GTFO

 

[Destructobot]

You could go to prison just for looking at such proof.

 

[Overlord Nadrian]

HAHAHAHAH Tiny T supports crazy sex toys.

Pics or it didn't happen