A woman did WHAT?!?!

[mikeychunn]

Found this on the news and I don't know if it's real or not, but you gotta think... WTF WERE THEY THINKING!?

Gave me a laugh though
Stupid Couple

 

[Dark Blade]

Ouch...a saw..

 

[dinofan01]

sounds like my kinda lady

Lets see what she does with this:

....

 

[Dark Blade]

sounds like my kinda lady

Lets see what she does with this:

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What about this?

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[dinofan01]

sounds like my kinda lady

Lets see what she does with this:

Spoiler

....

What about this?

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nope, nope, nope. Thats too easy for her.


maybe this:

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[Lubbo]

haha this is a good thread

 

[Brian117]

That is just some gross shit. Why couldn't they just buy a vibrating sex toy instead of using a saw...

 

[dinofan01]

That is just some gross shit. Why couldn't they just buy a vibrating sex toy instead of using a saw...

the same reason people asphyxiate themselves when they masturbate.....cuz they know I'm watching.

 

[tinymonkeyt]

Sometimes, you just gotta use what you have...

Just kidding. That's idiotic and stupid. And not to say in the least embarrassing for her.

 

[Dark Blade]

Sometimes, you just gotta use what you have...

Just kidding. That's idiotic and stupid. And not to say in the least embarrassing for her.

I don't get WHY she did it...It's just painful.

 

[Rayder]

OUCH! I doubt she'll be trying any jury-rigged sex toys in the future. Unless she tries one on the dude.

 

[PuyoDead]

Sometimes, you just gotta use what you have...

Just kidding. That's idiotic and stupid. And not to say in the least embarrassing for her.

I don't get WHY she did it...It's just painful.

Somehow I don't think her intention was to have the blade cut through the rubber and into her. Just a guess.

 

[Lubbo]

Well, there was a story at my school about a girl from another school who stole a Test Tube from school and used it to masturbate, her parents came in on her and she closed her legs and it shattered inside her, a fair few internal stitches i heard. Not as bad as a saw but still bad.

 

[omgpwn666]

Some sick stories in this world. I was sure that was a link to a article with a video and I was so afraid to click on it, and I finally built up the guts to click it and it had no video. Thank god, I didn't want to be a wimp because I saw everyone else saying "Gross" and stuff like that, so I assumed they watched something

 

[dinofan01]

Well, there was a story at my school about a girl from another school who stole a Test Tube from school and used it to masturbate, her parents came in on her and she closed her legs and it shattered inside her, a fair few internal stitches i heard. Not as bad as a saw but still bad.

ahhhh crap! That got a reaction from me. That is one painful story.

 

[fgghjjkll]

That has to HURT. Seriously. j-live linked to a couple of vibrators on deal extreme and they are pretty cheap. why not get THEM?

 

[Dark Blade]

This thread is becoming sicker and sicker...

 

[dinofan01]

This thread is becoming stickyer and stickyer...

fixed!







....I honestly dont know why I'm going on this creep tangent.

 

[Lubbo]

This thread is becoming stickyer and stickyer...

fixed!







....I honestly dont know why I'm going on this creep tangent.

haha

 

[Rayder]

Speaking of creep, why'd we get rid of the creep slimley? I liked that one. It suited me well.