A woman did WHAT?!?!

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  1. mikeychunn
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    Found this on the news and I don't know if it's real or not, but you gotta think... WTF WERE THEY THINKING!?

    Gave me a laugh though
    Stupid Couple[​IMG]
     
  2. Dark Blade

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    Inside a Pokeball.
    Ouch...a saw.. [​IMG]
     
  3. dinofan01

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    sounds like my kinda lady [​IMG] Lets see what she does with this:

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    .... [​IMG]
     
  4. Dark Blade

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    Inside a Pokeball.
    What about this?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  5. dinofan01

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    nope, nope, nope. Thats too easy for her.


    maybe this:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  6. Lubbo

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    haha this is a good thread
     
  7. Brian117

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    That is just some gross shit. Why couldn't they just buy a vibrating sex toy instead of using a saw...
     
  8. dinofan01

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    the same reason people asphyxiate themselves when they masturbate.....cuz they know I'm watching. [​IMG]
     
  9. tinymonkeyt

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    Sometimes, you just gotta use what you have...

    Just kidding. That's idiotic and stupid. And not to say in the least embarrassing for her.
     
  10. Dark Blade

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    I don't get WHY she did it...It's just painful.
     
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    OUCH! I doubt she'll be trying any jury-rigged sex toys in the future. Unless she tries one on the dude. [​IMG]
     
  12. PuyoDead

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    Somehow I don't think her intention was to have the blade cut through the rubber and into her. Just a guess.
     
  13. Lubbo

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    Well, there was a story at my school about a girl from another school who stole a Test Tube from school and used it to masturbate, her parents came in on her and she closed her legs and it shattered inside her, a fair few internal stitches i heard. Not as bad as a saw but still bad.
     
  14. omgpwn666

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    Some sick stories in this world. I was sure that was a link to a article with a video and I was so afraid to click on it, and I finally built up the guts to click it and it had no video. Thank god, I didn't want to be a wimp because I saw everyone else saying "Gross" and stuff like that, so I assumed they watched something [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  15. dinofan01

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    ahhhh crap! That got a reaction from me. That is one painful story.
     
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    That has to HURT. Seriously. j-live linked to a couple of vibrators on deal extreme and they are pretty cheap. why not get THEM?
     
  17. Dark Blade

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    Inside a Pokeball.
    This thread is becoming sicker and sicker...
     
  18. dinofan01

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    fixed!







    ....I honestly dont know why I'm going on this creep tangent.
     
  19. Lubbo

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    haha
     
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    Speaking of creep, why'd we get rid of the creep slimley? I liked that one. It suited me well.