A joke !!

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  1. kinghost
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    A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


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  2. Veho

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    Little Timmy walked in on his parents while they were making love. He screamed and ran out of the room.
    His parents talked about it, and they decided that it would be best if Timmy's father went and talked to him about it. So Timmy's father got up, got dressed, and headed down to Timmy's room.
    So he opens the door, and sees Timmy going at it, hammer and tongs, with Grandma. "OH MY GOD!" he screams.
    Timmy looks up and says, "Not so funny when it's your mother, is it?"
     
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    dafuq? xD i dont know how should i react to this, it's so fucked up xD