Since this board attracts people from around the world it is clearly time that the moderators call for a UN resolution for "Loopy" to come clean on whether SNES-what’s-its-name is kosher!
There is a “clear and present” danger that this “thingy” is destabilizing the global gaming community. It represents an “axis of evil” with two other things I’d prefer not to mention at this time that is tearing the community apart.
So following promulgation of “UN resolution SNESthingy-version 0.001”, if we don’t see REAL evidence after an arbitrary time of our choosing we should start to carpet bomb Loopyvania.
COM Sat 3 and the Hubble space telescope have been in geo stationary orbit above Loopyvania for a number of weeks now with zero signs of activity. What movement that was thought to have occurred has been attributed to background noise and static.
Special Ops Delta force and SAS inserted as under cover beta testers similarly report back “troubling and doubtful progress.”
Insurgents loyal to Loopyvania continue to propagandize the existential philosophy of “Just ‘cos you aint seen it don’t mean it doesn’t exist”. Oxford and Harvard emeritus professors of philosophy have drawn a similarity to Zen “If the SNESthingy is switched on in the forest and no one is there, will it boot up and play anything other than SMB?”
I’m sure all reasonable and rational gamers can only but agree with me on this proposalÂ