This tiny Wii console fits on your keychain

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Modders @WeskMods and @YveltalGriffin, have created a fully functional, keychain sized Wii console. The Kawaii project is a replacement Wii shell that measures just 60 x 60mm (2.3 x 2.3 inches) and is built in a sleek, machined metal unibody case. You will need to sacrifice your own Wii console to use with the Kawaii which may not be for the faint of heart due to the precise cutting and trimming required.

The project, which has been worked on for some time now, initially started as a discussion between Wesk and Yveltal when the two explored just how compact they could make the console, even aiming to surpass the already ridiculously small GC Nano in size.

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Planned specs:
  • 60x60x16mm CNC'd aluminum chassis (passively-cooled) with laser etched artwork
  • Undervolted OMEGA trim with Thundervolt
  • 12-pin magnetic pogo pin connector (MagSafe-like)
  • Internal breakout PCB for SD-USB, input protection, and video muxing
  • Dock with USB-C power input, x4 GCC controller ports, composite/component video output, & stereo audio output
  • Six acrylic windows with RGB LEDs for peak aesthetics
  • Keychain loop

After experimenting with different designs and ideas, they decided on a machined metal unibody and replaced traditional ports with magnetic pogo pin connectors. They also figured out how to undervolt the Wii for passive cooling, making the Kawaii even more compact and reducing the need for an active cooling fan. The pogo pin connectors provide power, AV out, controller support as well as docking support for GameCube controller support.


While not yet available, the team are registering interest in order to get the first batch built which would require a minimum order of 30 units. If successful, the price is expected to be around $55 per shell, which would include the shell in your chosen colours along with the necessary fixings plus shipping.

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That's unfortunately not gonna happen. With how compact modern consoles are and how much power they draw, there's not much motherboard you can trim without breaking crucial functionality. Best you see is a laptop form factor
Even a steam deck-sized handheld ps4 would be very impressive. Especially if I could load it with 4T of games...
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So fucking kawaii!!! Killing Wii's to do these Frankensteins.
What does a used Wii go for these days? I still use mine for Wii Sports... mostly tennis but the bowling is also fun. Half-way decent workout if you go a couple hours.
 

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I remember whacking my niece in the head whilst playing wii sports with the wiimote when she was younger.

I'm tempted to buy this for her when she turns 18 later this year.

Then I'll whack her with a wiimote.
Wiimotes are dirt cheap, you can buy one for like $5 and whack her, no need to buy another miniature sized wii.
 

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GameCube controller ports are still there. Memory card is replaced with superior micro SD, internal USB port, sensor bars still exist, Bluetooth chip is included in the trim so real Wii remotes work.


You must be seriously fun at parties
Not sure what you're basing this on, but there is no Bluetooth in this particular build. The Omega trim doesn't "include" the BT chip, you have to relocate it when you trim the board...which they're most likely not doing, in this case, as there physically isn't enough room in that case for it to fit without further modification. And even if they did, it's a fully enclosed aluminum shell, you'd need to route external antenna's to get it to work well which I suspect isn't going to look great/ideal for the kind of build they're going for.

But I do agree with your overall idea, people are clearly missing the point with a build like this. It's not supposed to be practical, this is pushing the already insane limits for a console board and it's crazy that someone has managed to get something smaller than the Altoid's tin "KillMii" Wii in a workable state. I've got a couple Wii's at work with various issues that I'm considering trying this on, just for shits and giggles.

People complaining about "butchering a Wii" clearly have no idea just how many Wii's are out there sitting around as unrecycled ewaste. You can pick up fully working Wii's for like $20 at a thrift store, and broken ones most people just give away for free at this point. "Just fix it!!"? With what replacement parts? Nobody makes them anymore, at this point the only parts available are pulled from other butchered systems, so the point is moot. Either way a "perfectly good Wii!" is being taken apart and trashed, so why not do it for something cool for the sake of cool instead of taking a part or two and junking the rest?
 

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Not gonna lie, I did the same thing one time when we got our first Wii. Accidentally threw the Wiimote across and hit my sister in the face as I threw the ball. There's something called the 'wrist strap' to prevent further accidents, but those seem to not be reliable in the slightest.
 

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Why though? A Wii is infinitely more capable as a retro gaming device than a raspberry pi
Several things -
1. It removes the disc drive, which is an essential feature in the Wii's function. It may be harder to dump Wii games to the Kawaii Wii if it's your only console. Now sure, there are plenty of Wiis out there for this, but that actually leads to my next point...
2. There isn't an unlimited number of Wii systems. Eventually, every Wii available to consumers will either be broken or just simply not available. Anyone willing to make the Kawaii would need to cut up their Wii, which means one less original Wii hardware.
3. IIRC, Raspberry Pis are typically faster than the Wii ever was, in regards to CPU and memory speeds.

Actually, it would be even better if you could find a board with a FPGa chip to put in the Kawaii, so it could properly mimic the original Wii's hardware and cut out the need for emulation, but that would probably be much more costly.
 

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Not sure what you're basing this on, but there is no Bluetooth in this particular build. The Omega trim doesn't "include" the BT chip, you have to relocate it when you trim the board...which they're most likely not doing, in this case, as there physically isn't enough room in that case for it to fit without further modification. And even if they did, it's a fully enclosed aluminum shell, you'd need to route external antenna's to get it to work well which I suspect isn't going to look great/ideal for the kind of build they're going for.

But I do agree with your overall idea, people are clearly missing the point with a build like this. It's not supposed to be practical, this is pushing the already insane limits for a console board and it's crazy that someone has managed to get something smaller than the Altoid's tin "KillMii" Wii in a workable state. I've got a couple Wii's at work with various issues that I'm considering trying this on, just for shits and giggles.

People complaining about "butchering a Wii" clearly have no idea just how many Wii's are out there sitting around as unrecycled ewaste. You can pick up fully working Wii's for like $20 at a thrift store, and broken ones most people just give away for free at this point. "Just fix it!!"? With what replacement parts? Nobody makes them anymore, at this point the only parts available are pulled from other butchered systems, so the point is moot. Either way a "perfectly good Wii!" is being taken apart and trashed, so why not do it for something cool for the sake of cool instead of taking a part or two and junking the rest?
I'm basing this on the fact that I have never seen a Wii build that doesn't relocate the BT module. Even the OMGWTF trim doesn't include the BT module. It's just so small and simple to relocate that it might as well be relocated. I said "includes" for short hand that it is often included with no problem. Unless I'm mistaken, the KillMii included the Bluetooth module and still had room for a screen, a battery, and built in buttons. This is a larger form factor. I'm certain they could fit the very small Bluetooth module to pair a wiimote. Otherwise, it couldn't play Wii games well at all.

EDIT: while my foot is down my throat right now. I looked it up and you are absolutely correct. They did not relocate the BT module. I didn't see that part in the original post and assumed it wasn't mentioned. My bad! I guess this thing really is *that* compact

As for the rest of it, yeah. It just seems people like to complain for the sake of complaining.
Several things -
1. It removes the disc drive, which is an essential feature in the Wii's function. It may be harder to dump Wii games to the Kawaii Wii if it's your only console. Now sure, there are plenty of Wiis out there for this, but that actually leads to my next point...
2. There isn't an unlimited number of Wii systems. Eventually, every Wii available to consumers will either be broken or just simply not available. Anyone willing to make the Kawaii would need to cut up their Wii, which means one less original Wii hardware.
3. IIRC, Raspberry Pis are typically faster than the Wii ever was, in regards to CPU and memory speeds.

Actually, it would be even better if you could find a board with a FPGa chip to put in the Kawaii, so it could properly mimic the original Wii's hardware and cut out the need for emulation, but that would probably be much more costly.
1) Define essential. A Wii loads games just fine without a disc drive. Unless I'm misremembering, you can dump discs with dolphin so you aren't somehow reducing the number of viable options for preservation.

2) There may not be unlimited Wiis, but that number is pretty damn close. Also this can be made out of an already broken Wii. What do you suggest we do with broken consoles? Repair them? With what parts? They don't manufacture Wiis anymore so you have to cannibalize parts from another, working Wii.

3) that may be technically correct, but the Raspberry Pi, even the most recent one, has not been optimized, not does it have the GPU power, for emulation. GameCube and Wii emulation on the Pi might as well not even exist. Every console generation before that, the Wii can emulate handily, so in reality, the Wii is much better for retro gaming. In addition to all of that, a case for a SBC like the raspberry pi is *BORING*. "Look at me. I put this ring computer in a box". Maybe that's practical, but there's nothing fun about it. "look at this, I spent hundreds of hours softmodding, trimming, and relocating parts of this console so it can fit in a custom shell that can fit in a keychain" took some actual engineering skill.
 
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