How do I tell my boss I don't have time to go to court and ask the judge to release my client from jail because I don't want to miss any Switch 2 jailbreak updates?
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Finally, time to take a Pokemon break. 1019/1025 caught with my own OT name sitting all snuggly in Pokemon HOME.
Just missing Walking Wake and Iron Leaves which I'll be on the lookout for during the next event.
Other than that I'm missing Diancie, Volcanion, Marshadow, and Zeraora. All of whom I already caught in Pokemon GO and will be able to transfer over whenever I get those other two.
So really I'm at 1023/1025.
My wife: Alright get off the game, we're going to take the baby to the fair now.
Me: Okay no problem, I'll be able to make a lot of Pokemon GO progress if I walk for a bit. I need to get those Volcanion and Marshadow quests done so I can finish my Living Dex in Pokemon HOME.
Wife: You have a problem bro.
Me: Well, if I don't get them in Pokemon GO I'll have to purchase Legends Z-A and the DLC which is going to cost close to $100.
Wife: Come on let's go.
Me: Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu or Let's Go Eevee?
Wife: You're done.
Rumor has it that if you download the latest PS5 update 26.04-13.42.00 it will immediately destroy your disk drive. This is in line with "consumer preferences"
They named the game God of War but you don't even get to play as Ares. Just some random angry Spartan. Literal garbage.Whats the latest Pokemon master!?
Another step in completing my OT living Pokédex is finished. 905/1025 collected. Now onto Scarlet and Violet!
Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that i inform you that I am now a father.
are u actually from somalia???
I take back my previous opinion. Elon truly is a real gamer.
Kingdom Hearts 4 was announced 1,000 days ago and I've been waiting patiently for ANY UPDATE ON IT like a
Bros, my 0.00000003 of a Bitcoin is gonna take me to the mooooon
Don't care still voting for Biden
. No retirement for you, buddy.My dude I've been watching you're progress with the final fantasy games. Are you waiting to pop platinums in a specific order or something? I'm very intrigued.
@RyRyIV CAUGHT UP ON ONE PIECE!
He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
Yesterday I was hitting the griddy after rizzing the Judge at trial. The State was being an NPC. I was like "BET". The evidence was cringe and the Judge said "cap" and the client ghosted the conviction. Big yikes for the State but they cheugy fr ong.
Woah, I'm officially a member of the 10 year club on GBAtemp. I've been here for literally 1/3 of my life. Wild.
Red pill: Every cutscene in every game in existence is filled with QTEs.
Blue pill: Every game in existence is capped at 30 fps max.
You must take a pill.
I just got engaged, my bros. -
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