My wife: Alright get off the game, we're going to take the baby to the fair now.
Me: Okay no problem, I'll be able to make a lot of Pokemon GO progress if I walk for a bit. I need to get those Volcanion and Marshadow quests done so I can finish my Living Dex in Pokemon HOME.
Wife: You have a problem bro.
Me: Well, if I don't get them in Pokemon GO I'll have to purchase Legends Z-A and the DLC which is going to cost close to $100.
Wife: Come on let's go.
Me: Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu or Let's Go Eevee?
Wife: You're done.
Me: Okay no problem, I'll be able to make a lot of Pokemon GO progress if I walk for a bit. I need to get those Volcanion and Marshadow quests done so I can finish my Living Dex in Pokemon HOME.
Wife: You have a problem bro.
Me: Well, if I don't get them in Pokemon GO I'll have to purchase Legends Z-A and the DLC which is going to cost close to $100.
Wife: Come on let's go.
Me: Pokemon Let's Go Pikachu or Let's Go Eevee?
Wife: You're done.
. No retirement for you, buddy.