Cell phone eating

[x65943]

have you ever tried to eat a cell phone?

Humans are made of cells, and so are most of our foods. In fact, the few foods we eat that aren't crawling with cells are highly processed junk.

Return to nature, eat cell phones

And you???

 

[JuanMena]

As far as I know, cells are made of atoms, and atoms are mostly empty. So we're really made mostly from nothing, so... eat my

 

[Seriel]

I haven't, but it sounds like a good idea. I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[SG854]

I heard the food coloring in cellphones gives you Bluetooth

 

[Creamu]

I heard the food coloring in cellphones gives you Bluetooth

Cell phones giving bluetooth is conspitorial thinking. Eating cell phone is completly save and if you buy organic cell phone it can even be considered healthy. It is scientific consensus that cell phones eating dates back to the stone age at the very least. Your unscientific bigoted world view is cheering on the death of cell-children as well as people of phone.

 

[tech3475]

I'd be concerned about the battery, might give you heartburn.

 

[Flame]

Cell phones giving bluetooth is conspitorial thinking. Eating cell phone is completly save and if you buy organic cell phone it can even be considered healthy. It is scientific consensus that cell phones eating dates back to the stone age at the very least. Your unscientific bigoted world view is cheering on the death of cell-children as well as people of phone.

bruh out here tryna make cell phone eating memes political

 

[Creamu]

bruh out here tryna make cell phone eating memes political

This is scientific fact.

 

[Creamu]

@Flame you know what. You don't engage with the substance of my scientific argumentation, so there is no discussion. You are not a real Vulcan and you can't lock me out of the thread this time.

 

[Flame]

@Flame you know what. You don't engage with the substance of my scientific argumentation, so there is no discussion. You are not a real Vulcan and you can't lock me out of the thread this time.

is this scientific fact or what the drugs are saying.

 

[Creamu]

is this scientific fact or what the drugs are saying.

It's scientific fact.

 

[CoolMe]

It's tainted.jpg

 

[sombrerosonic]

bruh out here tryna make cell phone eating memes political

Its Creamu.... I took his brain 3 months ago to fix my waifu..... so his post are as brain dead as twitter

I am very sorry for what i have done

 

[CoolMe]

I wouldn't eat a delish cell phone dish with a creamu that's for sure, it'll completely ruin it..

 

[SG854]

Cell phones giving bluetooth is conspitorial thinking. Eating cell phone is completly save and if you buy organic cell phone it can even be considered healthy. It is scientific consensus that cell phones eating dates back to the stone age at the very least. Your unscientific bigoted world view is cheering on the death of cell-children as well as people of phone.

Safe?

Doesn't eating cellphone contain high doses of EMF?

Didn't you write a 1000 page thesis on the dangers of Cellphone and EMF?

Or did Big EMF bribe you?

 

[Noctosphere]

Well, we do eat metals everydays
Iron, Sodium, Zinc, etc..
Apparently, a bit of copper and gold wouldn't hurt

 

[Creamu]

Safe?

Yes

Doesn't eating cellphone contain high doses of EMF?

You run a demanding application that heats up the cell phone, while doing this you need to keep a safe distance. When the cell phone is hot enough you turn it off, so you have no more EMF.

Didn't you write a 1000 page thesis on the dangers of Cellphone and EMF?

That's why you eat them, you don't hold them close to your head or reproductive organs for extended periods while device is on.

Or did Big EMF bribe you?

Big EMF doesn't bitbe. They are all sticks and no sugarbread. This means they are getting desperate.

 

[VinsCool]

As long as there is no poisonous heavy metal you will be fine.

 

[x65943]

As long as there is no poisonous heavy metal you will be fine.

This is fat shaming, heavy metals are just as healthy as slim metals

 

[VinsCool]

This is fat shaming, heavy metals are just as healthy as slim metals

Try eating a pound of lead and a glass of mercuric salts juice and we'll discuss again.