If all religions were real which one would you follow?

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If all religions were real which one would you follow?

I am stuck between Mormonism and Greek mythos.

Mormons get to rule a whole planet after they die, but I also would want to be on Poseidon's good side so he doesn't do some dumb crap like drown me at sea.

What do you guys think?
can it be a fake religion like Arceism? one of the main religions in the Pokemon Universe?
 
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Expanding on my choice of Satan, at least if you mess up in life you're at on his side already

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I still prefer atheïsme
Every God or God's expect you to worship it/them.
And if you are not hell and missery awaits you.... What is the deal in that?
If your God is so omnipotent why does he need you to worship him (or her)

What is that about cancer even in little children, multiple sclerosis, ALS, the concept of pain and so one... why did our omnipotent creator(s) give that to the world?..... because he/they are not so mighty or don't exist!
 

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Gnosticism because then life would be a real life classic-Square-esque RPG with character upgrades.

According to the Wiki:

Gnosticism says that humans are divine souls trapped in the ordinary physical (or material) world. They say that the world was made by an imperfect spirit.

The imperfect spirit is thought to be the same as the God of Abraham. The imperfect spirit may be seen as evil, or sometimes just not perfect but doing the best it can.

The real God who is good, is distant and not easy to know. In order to get free from the material world, a person has to get gnosis. That is the special secret knowledge given only to a few special people.

Some Gnostic groups saw Jesus as sent by the supreme being, to bring gnosis to the Earth.
 

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Pastafarianism would still be the coolest religion, easy choice.
I'm a christian and believe that Jesus Christ is the way to God the Father, He is the only one to die for our sins
A lot of people died for their sins (and occasionally other people's) over the years thanks to death penalties, which some countries still practice today.
can it be a fake religion like Arceism? one of the main religions in the Pokemon Universe?
All religions are fake :P
 
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I'd like a peaceful religion which people only have for themselves and are forbidden to bother other people with. This believe shouldn't have central places of worship and definitely no hierarchical structures of power.
Be kind to each other, and respect other thoughts and choices. And preferably no other religions with god(s) and such.
 
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Definitely Jesus! a religion which you are allowed to get drunk and eat meat!

Islam is so painful cauz forbids pig meat and alcohol consumption, Buddism is a forced vegetarianism+no booze.....
 
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Definitely Jesus! a religion which you are allowed to get drunk and eat meat!

Islam is so painful cauz forbids pig meat and alcohol consumption, Buddism is a forced vegetarianism+no booze.....
my friend, I think maybe you should look more into buddhism if you think that
 
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All religions cannot be real because they would somehow contradict one another. For example, Jesus... son of god for christians, prophet for muslims, and a despicable false prophet for jewish people.

A tougher question is, if you knew that heaven and hell are real places where you go after death, would you change your current behaviour before you died, in order to go to the right place? I'm sure a lot of catholic priests would shit in their pants if they knew hell exists.
 

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