If all religions were real which one would you follow?

[x65943]

If all religions were real which one would you follow?

I am stuck between Mormonism and Greek mythos.

Mormons get to rule a whole planet after they die, but I also would want to be on Poseidon's good side so he doesn't do some dumb crap like drown me at sea.

What do you guys think?

 

[Alexander1970]

Greek Mythos...oh yeah...very well Decision.

Teaching of the Buddha is my other Choice.

 

[AkumaNoYami]

Satanismus because the world is shit, humans are shit.. i think satan have right to punish all sinners
and make Party with all Heavy Metal Fans xDD

 

[Veho]

Atheism
I'm too lazy to follow anything

 

[Lacius]

Laciusism

 

[The Catboy]

I think I would continue to be a (Theistic) Luciferian Satanist. Regardless if it’s real or not isn’t the reason I am following it but if it were real, then Hell would be a place of metal, partying, and good times for someone like me. So yeah, I would much rather chill with Lucifer and Lilith than anything else.

 

[godreborn]

I'm agnostic in real life. I know that I do not know, so I choose not to devote myself towards anything: piety or atheism. I simply don't know, and I think it's foolish to think you somehow do. and, I live in the bible belt too.

 

[x65943]

I'm agnostic in real life. I know that I do not know, so I choose not to devote myself towards anything: piety or atheism. I simply don't know, and I think it's foolish to think you somehow do. and, I live in the bible belt too.

But if they were all real could you really continue to be agnostic in good faith?

 

[godreborn]

I don't know which I'd follow if I knew that god was real. I'd follow one where I'm not hateful or miserable due to my religion though.

 

[Lostbhoy]

Jedi counts right? Let me rephrase that with my Jedi mind trick....

Jedi counts, right!

 

[M7L7NK7]

Jumping on the Satan train, he's probably a nice guy

 

[Deleted User]

Bocchiism

 

[SAIYAN48]

Rome's Imperial cult: people can worship me!

 

[Lacius]

But if they were all real could you really continue to be agnostic in good faith?

Was this a pun?

 

[Spring_Spring]

the catholic church, obviously

 

[omgcat]

the catholic church, obviously

so boring!

i'd prefer anything with a pantheon. all powerful gods are such bs and boring as fuck. lets go for more relatable stuff like people who can run super fast, but have crippling alcoholism. all the pantheons would be real life justice league/marvel shit and at least it would be entertaining. the Norse pantheon would be cool as well. some of the eastern religions like Shintoism would be cool as well.

 

[Spring_Spring]

I don't know, I find the catholic church more amusing than any other religion lol

 

[omgcat]

I don't know, I find the catholic church more amusing than any other religion lol

gotta read deep into some other ones. the scraps we know of Ragnarok is hilarious. got that god tier beef going on.

 

[FAST6191]

Going with Viking/Norse mythology. Great big party hall for all time, or at least until the end of it (forever sounds a bit boring, happily settle for a few trillion years though).

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As far as Mormonism I think the Stephen Fry quip sums it up best here
[lady selling him on Mormonism] "you get reunited with your family after you die"
"but what if I have been good?"
Though if they led me have a go with the Sword of Laban then maybe.

 

[x65943]

gotta read deep into some other ones. the scraps we know of Ragnarok is hilarious. got that god tier beef going on.

Look up christopher the dog headed saint or saint margaret of antioch swallowed by a dragon

It gets way more fun when you look into the saints - which took on the function of the pantheon of goofy gods in christianity