What's the first thing you do after waking up?

[The Real Jdbye]

Usually I turn off my alarm and go back to sleep.
Repeat that a few times until I'm finally awake enough to summon the power to get out of bed.
Get water, sit my ass on the couch and turn on the TV. Check my laptop and forget about the TV.

 

[DinohScene]

Get dick up me bum by me boyfriend, get fondeled/molested by him or get yelled at by a cat.

I wish this wasn't true ;/

 

[Taffy]

Yeah...I usually go back to sleep.

I either:
- Wake up and get out of bed (schooldays)
- Go back to sleep (other days)
- check GBATemp on my Switch (same as above, non-school days) (also hooray switchbru dns)

Then I eat and go play

 

[gnmmarechal]

Deciding how I'll deal with the morning wood today.

Deciding? I highly doubt that.

 

[Deleted User]

Ah waking up - the first battle of the day.
Usually I make a coffee.

 

[x65943]

Grab my phone and check notifications. Then open up GBAtemp. Browse for like 10 minutes. Eventually end up showering with my phone blaring Rammstein.

 

[leonmagnus99]

i uhh, i try to smile

 

[ToonGoomba]

Stare at my bedroom door for about 5 minutes

 

[AmandaRose]

Get dick up me bum by me boyfriend, get fondeled/molested by him or get yelled at by a cat.

I wish this wasn't true ;/

So you wake up to either a dick or a pussy that sounds like the perfect morning to me lol.

 

[WaluigiMan]

trying leave my bed

 

[Deleted User]

trying leave my bed

Your all over the place

 

[WaluigiMan]

Your all over the place

and so are you lol

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I usually check my phone for work stuff, check emails, check various sites and such and catch up on stuff I might have missed and then get up and take a shower.

 

[ThoD]

I open my eyes, jump out of bed, pee, get water, then turn on my computer to check emails.

 

[FAST6191]

Check for ninjas.

Other than that I don't really have a routine.

I am one of the apparently very annoying people that can open my eyes, jump immediately out of bed, stick some clothes on and be out of the door in 30 seconds all bright and cheerful for the day ahead, almost regardless of the amount of sleep I have had. If I am up at 4am I found I need to eat if I am going to be in a vehicle or I fall asleep at about 8am/first convenient opportunity.

I have a lot of books by my bed, also in my room, also on just about every other flat surface I have. So I might read one of them. Got a laptop on the bed so sometimes read books on that. My other computer is opposite my bed and if it is on I have a media remote control I can use to play videos.

Drinks wise I sorted that years ago -- usually have a bunch of 2l bottles filled with squash around the place. Also solves the problem of spilling as well as it tasting like arse after having left it exposed to air all night.

 

[Glyptofane]

I think about wanting to die, then drink coffee and get ready for work.

 

[onibaku]

Stare at my bedroom door for about 5 minutes

I do the same but maybe for 10min just until I muster up the courage to brew up a strong cup of tea to bring me back to life. Then something productive, study, read or write (on my 1960s typewriter). I try to avoid electronic devices for at least 3 hours after waking up.

 

[DeoNaught]

I cry, because I want to sleep forever

 

[T-hug]

Look at phone then make coffee.

 

[sion_zaphod]

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Nah that's weekends

Get up at 6.30am. Check my RSS feeds to see what shows have downloaded. Check my notifications and emails. Maybe blog a little. Walk to work while playing 8 ball pool on my phone.