What's the first thing you do after waking up?

[Deleted User]

Not much of an early morning person at all, unless you count the fact that I stay up until 4 in the morning if I don't control myself.

That said, I don't have much of a morning routine. On weekdays, the first thing I usually do is pee and drink coffee with some breakfast. After that, I brush my teeth, change clothes, and then proceed to sleep walk through the day.

Maybe he has milk by the bed

Wouldn't it go bad by then?

 

[SAIYAN48]

Look at the clock and maybe try to fall asleep again.

 

[VinsCool]

If I work. I force myself out of bed, get coffee, then put on clothes and leave.
Otherwise, I become a human loque, and couldn't find the motivation to get out of bed unless I get hungry or something.

Eat, sleep, rave, repeat!

Reminds me of this video.

 

[spotanjo3]

How do you do that without getting out of bed lol.

telepathy, perhaps ? LOL! I wish.

 

[MeowMeowMeow]

Coffee and cigs. Bad breakfast i know.

 

[MockyLock]

Pee.
Then i get out of bed.

 

[DarthDub]

Go back to sleep, turn on Wii U, open internet browser, check GBATemp, browse for a while, then get up, relieve myself and make the worst sentence I've ever made.

 

[Quantumcat]

If I wake up before the alarm I usually put my arm around the cat and have a cuddle for a while, maybe falling back asleep.

Otherwise, have breakfast and read my phone while sitting outside, then have a shower, get dressed, and leave.

 

[Felivath]

As soon as my pup hears me stop snoring he barks for me to get up and take him out... So I guess I get up and put on my slips and take him for his business first.

 

[Deleted User]

Stare at my shoe wondering why I'm still alive... then I pee.

 

[Sonic Angel Knight]

@Psionic Roshambo comes here and types in the shoutbox. I can confirm this.

Jun 19, 2018 2:49 PM - Sonic Angel Knight: T-hug grinding those exp
Jun 19, 2018 3:05 PM - Psionic Roshambo: youtu.be/xKEqID3k6RA?t=25
Jun 19, 2018 3:06 PM - Sonic Angel Knight: Psi, your first message after waking up is to post youtube video in here.
Jun 19, 2018 3:06 PM - Sonic Angel Knight: Reconsider your decisions after waking up.
Jun 19, 2018 3:22 PM - Psionic Roshambo: lol I need coffee
Jun 19, 2018 3:28 PM - Sonic Angel Knight: Try again, how bout orange juice or cereal
Jun 19, 2018 3:32 PM - Psionic Roshambo: lol at my age I need caffeine
Jun 19, 2018 3:38 PM - Psionic Roshambo: Cereal for adults extra caffeine and fiber and porn shaped!
Jun 19, 2018 3:50 PM - Psionic Roshambo: youtu.be/9xL4SY1TJgQ?t=57

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

@Psionic Roshambo comes here and types in the shoutbox. I can confirm this.

Well most of the time yes lol

 

[loler55]

smoking weed

 

[DinohScene]

I either get molested by me boyfriend or get yelled at by the cats.
After that I grab me phone, clear me TSTO and Hayday, check temp and feed the cats.
Then feed meself.

 

[DeoNaught]

I cry, cause I didn't die in my sleep

 

[M7L7NK7]

Anybody said cry yet
Then put my robe and wizard hat on

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Whoa hey cry buddy^^

 

[CJL18]

Mon-fri- brush my teeth get my clothes on and go.to work.

Sat-sun- whatever the hell I want lol

 

[Catastrophic]

On working days, I get up, take a shower, eat handfuls of blueberries and cycle to work. On weekends however, I pretty much do whatever my mood tells me to do.

 

[seren3]

I stretch and crack my knuckles