What exactly is Jesus?

[Yil]

The action of a single man have shifted the history of the entire planet.
Well when I'm skilled enough I will finally be able to investigate his origin, if a higher power is behind him as in some deity, what he is capable of, and what exact happen 2000 years ago.
And of course I am going to continue the research on gender transmutation because I still believe females are the superior form despite being a guy.

 

[Kingy]

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[VinsCool]

Some historians agreed that he really existed. Did he really accomplish miracles though? No one could confirm.

 

[Yil]

Some historians agreed that he really existed. Did he really accomplish miracles though? No one could confirm.

Well that's what I am going to look into and if the deity above him or if he actually can do stuff like sorcery (like dr strange from marvel), or by any chance he is born psychic (which means he is a witch) when he demonstrated powers beyond average human.
However the miracles are not that special to begin with.
When I am done with my training I can share my skills with you and fix @BurningDesire 's heart problem then turn her into a real girl. It will be the perfect revenge on her.

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@VinsCool I will be a terrible teacher but anyone who is not stupid, by which I mean not 'reallly masculin broism to the core', can accomplish this (even if they are mentally challanged, do forgive my poor choice of words). And by the way string theory is pretty much confirmed and why any of this is possible.

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

Let me know when he can shoot lightning out of his hands lol

 

[BORTZ]

Some historians agreed that he really existed. Did he really accomplish miracles though? No one could confirm.

As a Christian I'm obviously biased, but it's actually harder to prove he didn't exist. Miracles and whether or not he actually performed them is up to your own conviction. Just a little tidbit from going to a Christian liberal arts school.

 

[Veho]

I think Jesus is a pretty cool guy, eh takes away the sin of the world and doesn't afraid of anything.

 

[Yil]

Let me know when he can shoot lightning out of his hands lol

And if I can? Will you worship me like an idiot, ignore me, call in the police and get them injured, try to learn this technique, let me spend several days or longer to explain how this works since I am terrible at explaining?

 

[VinsCool]

I think Jesus is a pretty cool guy, eh takes away the sin of the world and doesn't afraid of anything.

Everyone wants to meet the dude.

 

[Yil]

Everyone wants to meet the dude.

Well that is the more reason to know about him. He does seem to be a nice guy.
I am always be prepared to be screwed over, so I am not fearless. But that is what keeps me alive. I know at least a thousand ways others can kill me, many require little to no preperation, tools or trainning, or even average strength.

 

[CIAwesome526]

in all honesty butter is an excellent name for a cow.

 

[DinohScene]

Jesus is a Latin American name.
Just like Jose and Juan.

 

[Subtle Demise]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollonius_of_Tyana

 

[ThePanchamBros]

Well that's what I am going to look into and if the deity above him or if he actually can do stuff like sorcery (like dr strange from marvel), or by any chance he is born psychic (which means he is a witch) when he demonstrated powers beyond average human.
However the miracles are not that special to begin with.
When I am done with my training I can share my skills with you and fix @BurningDesire 's heart problem then turn her into a real girl. It will be the perfect revenge on her.

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@VinsCool I will be a terrible teacher but anyone who is not stupid, by which I mean not 'reallly masculin broism to the core', can accomplish this (even if they are mentally challanged, do forgive my poor choice of words). And by the way string theory is pretty much confirmed and why any of this is possible.

Did you just...compare Jesus to Dr.Strange? XD

 

[keven3477]

to quote a phrase i saw in a forum "I have no problem with jesus, its just his fan club which i cant stand"

 

[Logan Pockrus]

I honestly believe we'll never know the answer to the great question, "how was the universe created".

 

[Yil]

Did you just...compare Jesus to Dr.Strange? XD

If he actually accomplish miracles with sorcery, then yes he can be compared to dr strange, just much weaker than any version though strange is comically strong.

 

[Yil]

@VinsCool I should be ready the spring of next year. And maybe look into Mahammad too. Should I share the results or keep it a secret?

 

[GhostLatte]

Isn't Jesus that guy who mowed my lawn?

 

[Engert]

The action of a single man have shifted the history of the entire planet.
Well when I'm skilled enough I will finally be able to investigate his origin, if a higher power is behind him as in some deity, what he is capable of, and what exact happen 2000 years ago.
And of course I am going to continue the research on gender transmutation because I still believe females are the superior form despite being a guy.

If a man like Jesus ever existed, most likely he had mental problems but back then because no one could explain the shit he was saying, he was revered as a supernatural person or a god.
Today Jesus is revered as a Jewish carpenter who lives in heaven and watches everything that you do.
He's part of a trio who is a singularity (I'm not making this up).
Jesus, his father and the Holy Spirit are all one entity but also separate.

I wonder what Jesus was smoking back then.