Every now and then I encounter a brilliant piece of spam that I really wish to share with the rest of the world.
And here it is.
So, have you received any interesting spam recently?
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And here it is.
MY NAME IS MS.MONALISA MADZIMA THE ONLY SURVIVING CHILD OF LATE
COMRADE ALFRED MADZIMA OF ZIMBABWE WHEN DISTRICT 'WAR VETERANS' GRABBED
MY FATHER, SURROUNDED WITH HAY BALES AND THEN SET THE HAY ALIGHT -THE
MAN WHO IS ALIVE DYING WITH PAINS
WHILE MY MOTHER AND ONLY BROTHER
WERE BEATEN TO DEATH WHEN 'WAR VETERANS' ARMED WITH STAVES AND AXES
WERE BUSED TO OUR FARM OUT SKATE OF HARARE.WHY BECAUSE MY LATE DAD
PUBLICLY OPPOSE ROBERT MUGABE LAND REFORM PROGRAM THAT ALL ZIMBABWE
WHITE FARMERS MUST GO DURING THE CURRENT WAR AGAINST FARMERS IN ZIMBABWE
RESULTING TO PRESIDENT ROBERT MUGABE CLAIM ALL WHITE OWNED FARMS IN OUR
COUNTRY, ALL THE WHITE FARMERS WERE ORDERED TO SURRENDER THEIR FARMS TO
HIS PARTY MEMBERS AND HIS FOLLOWERS WITHIN DAYS.
MY LATE FATHER WAS A MECHANIZE FARMER TREASURER OF THE FARMERS
CO-OPERATION THAT NEVER SUPPORTED HIS IDEA, SO THE PARTY MEMBERS INVADED
MY DAD'S FARMS AND BURNT EVERYTHING
EXACTLY A WEEK BEFORE HIS DEATH
MY LATE FATHER MOVED CONSIGNMENT OF USD$30.5 MILLION TO A PRIVATE
SECURITY COMPANY IN SOUTH AFRICA, THIS MONEY HE WANT TOPURCHASE
INDUSTRIAL & FARM MACHINERY FROM AMERICA FOR HECTARES OF FARMING LAND
ACQUIRED IN SUDAN. BUT AFTER THE BRUTAL ASSAULT ON MY FAMILY, I DECIDED
TO MOVE OUT OF ZIMBABWE BECAUSE MY LIFE WAS ACTUALLY IN DANGER WITH THE
DOCUMENTS RELATING TO THE MONEY MY FATHER LODGED IN A PRIVATE SECURITY
COMPANY. THE AMOUNT CONTAINED IN THE SAFE IS US$30.5M (THIRTY MILLION,
FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND MOVE TO THE REPUBLIC OF
SOUTH AFRICA WHERE AM CURRENTLY BUSY WITH MY LAST YEAR IN UNIVERSITY.
I DECIDED TO MAKE CONTACT WITH YOU TO ACTUALLY ASSIST ME MOVE THIS
MONEY OUT OF SOUTH AFRICA,CONSIDER THIS PROPOSAL, I WILL GIVE YOU
USD$9,150,000.00 WHICH IS 30% OF THE TOTAL SUM FOR HELPING ME MOVE THIS
MONEY OUT TO YOUR COUNTRY AND 10% WILL BE MAPPED OUT FOR EXPENSES BOTH
OF US MAY INCUR DURING THIS TRANSACTION AND 60% WILL BE FOR INVESTMENT
IN YOUR COUNTRY UNDER YOUR STRICT SUPERVISION BECAUSE I WILL MIGRATE TO
YOUR COUNTRY AFTER MY GRADUATION AND FURTHER MY STUDIES, I DO REQUIRE A
LIFE TIME INVESTMENT THAT WILL STAND THE TASTE OF TIMES, THIS MY LAST
HOPE IN LIFE.
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO FURNISH ME WITH ALL YOUR
DETAILS AND YOU'RE PERSONAL PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS FOR EASY
COMMUNICATION. YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON
*EMAIL*
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.
BEST REGARDS
LISA MADZIMA (MS)
So, have you received any interesting spam recently?
REMEMBER TO REMOVE ANY LINKS, PHONE NUMBERS, MAIL ADDRESSES AND, ONCE AGAIN, LINKS FROM THE TEXT BEFORE POSTING.