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  1. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    Every now and then I encounter a brilliant piece of spam that I really wish to share with the rest of the world.

    And here it is.

    So, have you received any interesting spam recently?


    REMEMBER TO REMOVE ANY LINKS, PHONE NUMBERS, MAIL ADDRESSES AND, ONCE AGAIN, LINKS FROM THE TEXT BEFORE POSTING.
     
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  2. ElyosOfTheAbyss

    ElyosOfTheAbyss GBAtemp Addict

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    I received one on my school email address.
    Whats funny is it said YOUR computer not the schools computer.
    I downloaded it onto a VM at home and it was an app that spreads Porn through your computer and deletes random files
     
  3. leafeon34

    leafeon34 GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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    I used to sometimes get texts saying I've won so many million in a competition I didn't even enter. I never tried to claim the prize, though sometimes I felt like trying just out of curiosity to see what the scammer would try asking me to do.

    The other day I found a missed call on my phone and when I called it back an answering machine said I won some money. I didn't bother to listen any further. I hung up then and there.
     
  4. Lycanroc

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  5. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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    YUM
     
  6. CIAwesome526

    CIAwesome526 Im ugly and im proud

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    I was gonna do that. >: (
    I have to tell you something
     
  7. Lycanroc

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  8. Rosselman

    Rosselman Spooky Skeleton

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    I received this beautiful piece of spam today.
    Spam
     
  9. rufuszombot

    rufuszombot Assassin

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    I checked my Spam folder just because of this thread, and found this:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  10. endoverend

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Sadly I'm not into 58 year old men but I appreciate the offer :wub:
     
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  11. Margen67

    Margen67 Dirty entited pirate

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    This thread is pointless. I already spam everywhere else :^)
     
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  12. ElyosOfTheAbyss

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  13. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  14. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  16. Riyaz

    Riyaz Black Ace/Red Joker

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    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  17. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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  18. Veho
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    Veho The man who cried "Ni".

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    [sic]

    My vagina is so wet, will you cure my body with your c0ck? Don't be an @ss
     
  19. Touko White

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    If you want an example of some of the bollocks that goes through my Gmail (thank God I normally use GMX.co.uk for everything), here's a thing:

    Code:
    Hello my friend,
    
    I am Nancy, a Banker and Credit System Programmer (Krayinvestbank Russia). I saw your contact email while browsing through the bank DTC Screen and I trust to have this deal with you.
    As a first level system programmer of the Bank (Krayinvestbank Russia) I'm capable of initiating program transmission transfers to any trusted account.Now why I'm contacting you is that;
    There are unclaimed pensions & Tax refunds abandoned for many years without trace and activity of the holder in which I have dislodged $42.5m from the unclaimed funds and have programmed from the 
    Inter-switch Data Base for transmission to a different account as Dividend Warrant Transmission Payment in which I need you to forward an account where you will receive the Dividend 
    Warrant Payment valued $42.5m which will be transmitted to your account in bits.Please all I need from you is sincerity and trust that you will not cheat or disappoint me.Send me your 
    account inform/co-ordinates for the transmission of this Dividend Warrant Payment.You have nothing to worry about because I also do not want to lose my work as banker in this 15 years of service.
    My trusting you I believe will draw us closer for a better relationship in the future ahead.A lot of business opportunities come out from the DTC SCREEN which we can execute together.
    
    Hope to hear from you with a firm promise that you will not let me down while looking forward to receiving your account.
    Thank you!
    
    -Nancy Rodriguez
    .Email: ************
    I might be able to find others too! Just make sure you have a Gmail to start receiving spam!
    "CANNON DRILL!"
     
    Last edited by Touko White, Feb 21, 2016
  20. Seriel

    Seriel Worshipper of Skiddos

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    So much of it, where to start?
    Warning: Spoilers inside!