#ROAST ME

[101239]

Im like the most hated user next to @LuigiBro so you guys will do a good job.

 

[Jack_Sparrow]

Im like the most hated user next to @LuigiBro so you guys will do a good job.

Your'e not hated your just annoying. Stop spamming so much! I've only been her a day and already youve spammed me like 3 times.
And i better not roast you cuz ur gunna cry

 

[101239]

Your'e not hated your just annoying. Stop spamming so much! I've only been her a day and already youve spammed me like 3 times.
And i better not roast you cuz ur gunna cry

O mo I got roastd

 

[WeedZ]

Your an annoying, sexualy confused, little virgin. You type how I assume you talk, with your uncles junk in your mouth. Your input in these forums are as useful as an amish lapdance. I'd simply say 'get lost' but that would be just enough attention to keep you and your toxins poisoning my forums.

Edit, thanks for that

 

[GhostLatte]

Stop masterbating and eating Hot Pockets in your mom's basement.

 

[101239]

Stop masterbating and eating Hot Pockets in your mom's basement.

*masturbaiting

 

[GhostLatte]

*masturbaiting

Dumbass who can't spell

 

[Deleted User]

I despise every speck of your horrendous existence, there could not possibly be a human being worse than you in this vast universe, I just want you to cease to be for then I shall finally not be burdened by being forced to look upon your hideous face and see your shamefully repulsive soul. 1

I say this because you plagiarize the work of others while not admitting to it (even though it was completely intentional on your part). You expect to be commended for what literally anyone with even a quintillionth of an iota of computer literacy could do. You claim to be 24 years old, but I have a good faith believe that you are, in actuality, much younger than the age of 24 and probably have the maturity of a 2-year-old. You're the kind of person who would make a game akin to Meme Run. In fact, on second thought, you're worse than that. Meme Run was an undeniably terrible game, but at least some effort was port into it. It had a twinge of originality. You lack even that.

You are a despicable attention whore.

I, honestly, as an entity of above-average intelligence; possessing a healthy amount of remorse, empathy, and compassion, cannot comprehend why you choose to stay alive. You cause the pain of other, undeserving individuals.
I am quite certain, actually, that most people on GBAtemp would relish the prospect of you being deceased... and when you die, they may rejoice.
You can't even spell. It's not just to save time, either. You try to spell words correctly. Needless to say, you fail miserably.
I'm sure you spend all of your free time in your mother's basement, masturbating and shitposting on GBAtemp (probably at the same time). 2

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From a reply to this thread by @Cherry Pie

 

[Subtle Demise]

Reported

 

[hobbledehoy899]

You have made some of the stupidest posts and threads in the 3DS Homebrew board, including the thread where you searched this:

 

[WeedZ]

Reported

Supported

 

[NintendU_the_great]

nevermind...

 

[Noctosphere]

I WUN BUBBIIIZZZ
remember?

 

[BurningDesire]

Supported

deported

 

[FAST6191]

*resists temptation to add spit to the title*
Would not even have to alter the first post.