Weight Watchers Intervention

[Foxi4]

Dear XBox,

Your eating habits have not gone unnoticed. Throught the pre-release period, you've been pretty depressed, but shoveling food down your gullet really isn't the answer. As friends of Your brand, we have to underline that the criticism you faced was only rooted in our desire to improve you, not to insult you or make you feel bad. The Weight Watchers society hopes that you will quickly return to healthy weight, we will help you with every step on the way.

Eagerly awaiting an XBox One Slim,

People who don't have a spare garage to keep an XBox One in

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PS: The PS4 has an integrated PSU... The XBox One does not - it uses an additional Power Brick-style power supply.

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[Tom Bombadildo]

PFFT OBVIOUSLY THE XBONE IS BIGGER BECAUSE IT HAS BETTER HARDWARE DUH DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT TECHNOLOGY THE BIGGER IT IS THE BETTER YOU'RE SO STUPID FOXI

 

[GameWinner]

Would a PS4 slim look like a Vita TV?

 

[Veho]

Where do you think the term "Xbox huge" came from in the first place? Because it was so tiny, maybe?

PS: The PS4 has an integrated PSU...

I sense overheating and fire

 

[Foxi4]

I sense overheating and fire

Not necessarily. It has a fan with more blades than your average ninja - it should be just fine.

 

[Veho]

Not necessarily. It has a fan with more blades than your average ninja - it should be just fine.

Unless it encounters a heat pirate.

 

[Foxi4]

Unless it encounters a heat hot pirate.

That'd be a real Miss Fortune.

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[Tom Bombadildo]

That'd be a real Miss Fortune.

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WOAH WOAH WOAH BOOBS WOAH WOAH WOAH

 

[Foxi4]

WOAH WOAH WOAH BOOBS WOAH WOAH WOAH

Not cosplay, official video game art... So... I'm all good, I think.

 

[Gahars]

It's not fat, it's big xboned.