Hahahahaha f*** no.

[Rydian]

So I ordered a Wii Remote Plus off Amazon.

Since the package came with pre-made thumbholes (plural!), I just ripped it open since opening the package at the existing holes since it was far easier that than actually break the tape seal!

Oh look, rolled+taped bubble wrap that's smaller than the actual object it's supposed to protect, how "useful".

And what's this? A piece of paper!

 

[emigre]

You should totally play Red Steel 2 with your new Wii remote.

 

[Gahars]

It's not battered and beaten, they just made it authentic!

Jeez, learn some gratitude.

 

[Rydian]

Actually the thing works just fine and is in almost pristine condition, I can't see any marks, my charging station battery cover hooked on just fine (this remote is one of the later models with the external sync so I was little worried when I saw that), it charged up just fine and the opening to Wii Sports Resort functioned normally. Maybe Red Steel 2 at a later date. Also want Skyward Sword.

Anyways I thought the note was pretty pretentious for such shitty packaging.

 

[xist]

Tell them you weren't impressed with the packaging and are tempted to leave a single star. However, you're not totally sure yet so if they want to try again and send another Wiimote then you can cement your opinion.

 

[Foxi4]

Actually the thing works just fine and is in almost pristine condition, I can't see any marks (...)

Have you tried using luminol or a UV light to check for semen/blood/feces/urine/saliva stains...?

 

[Rydian]

Have you tried using luminol or a UV light to check for semen/blood/feces/urine/saliva stains...?

Well I already touched it, so that's not a fair test anymore (court decision).

 

[Foxi4]

Well I already touched marked it as my property with my urine and then proceeded to rape it, so that's not a fair test anymore (court decision).

 

[nukeboy95]

just to be a dick give them 4.99/5 stars

 

[Ubuntuの刀]

just to be a dick give them 4.99/5 stars

NO. Give them a 5/6

 

[Jiehfeng]

You should totally play Red Steel 2 with your new Wii remote.

Oh shit, I forgot to play that in a long time.
I keep receiving errors saying motion plus calibration failed

 

[BORTZ]

4/10 would maybe pretend to lol again.