University of Toronto to host massive student sex orgy to encourage safe sex

[Taleweaver]

Now let's not let our imaginations run away with us. I know a lot of dudes will say "how cool this is" but I seriously doubt anyone worth fucking is going to show up. I know everyone is glamorizing this in their little minds like it's going to be a scene out of eyes wide shut but in reality you'll have twenty or so fat and or ugly chicks show up and about one hundred dudes. You'll get drunk and penetrate a nasty snatch that has been used by three guys before you. Doesn't sound very appetizing unless you like the smell of other guys jizz juice.

Actually, I wasn't picturing some dream sequence. I occasionally visit saunas, so I tend to know how the average naked body looks (okay, the average naked body of someone who isn't too shy to be without clothes in front of strangers). If you fail to see beauty in a real body (as opposed to pimped up movie star bodies) you really shouldn't go there.

That said, there is this thing called 'bathrooms'. Did you really think that nobody's going to freshen up inbetween?

(besides...I bet the condoms will catch most of the body fluids)

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Five pages and not a single witty comment from emigre.

This thread blows.

 

[ComeTurismO]

My sister goes there!

 

[Hyro-Sama]

My sister goes there!

 

[Devin]

Now. I wonder if/when people are going to make counterfeit IDs in order to get access to this event.

 

[leic7]

is this not normally called Fresher's week in other places?

...or "frosh week", or clubbing, partying, speed dating. I don't think this particular venue even serves alcohol, so it's gotta be the soberest of all of those. I doubt any of the attendees are actually desperate for sex, if they were, they could've just gone to a bar or a party, why would they wait for someone else to organise an event?

 

[rad140]

This is absolutely disgusting. Why do universities need to teach people how to have sex. Every college student already knows what protection is and they can use it if they want to. I don't know what the purpose of this is but it certainly isn't to educate anyone. If I was a student there, I would be throwing a fit that a portion of my tuition money was used to pay for this.
I think that is called moral relativism or even cultural relativism and it is probably why the world is going down the toilet. Any person can open their eyes and see this is wrong and disgusting on so many levels.

Fun fact: UoT students pay a whole $0.25 to fund the school group that is hosting this event. 25 cents. And you can opt out of that fee if you want to.

Why are some people getting their panties in a bunch over this? It's optional, no one is forcing you to go, yadda yadda.

(I could go this event if I wanted. Suck it.)

 

[nando]

I would pay 50 cents!
... make that 50 American cents.

 

[dickfour]

I have to admit if I went to this school I'd stop by for a BJ blow my nut on some douchebag's face and then wipe my dick off with her hair and laugh then go somewhere cool for a drink. That's the level of respect I give women like that.

 

[ComeTurismO]

Just to let you know, this isn't the EoF.

 

[Gahars]

I have to admit if I went to this school I'd stop by for a BJ blow my nut on some douchebag's face and then wipe my dick off with her hair and laugh then go somewhere cool for a drink. That's the level of respect I give women like that.

...The fact that you made this post to begin with tells me your level of respect for women isn't all that high in the first place.

 

[Hyro-Sama]

Just to let you know, this isn't the EoF.

No shit Sherlock.

 

[dickfour]

...The fact that you made this post to begin with tells me your level of respect for women isn't all that high in the first place.

You don't say? Well I suppose that all depends of the girl now doesn't it?

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

I wonder if Pimps could use this as sort of a talent scouting type of event... lol

 

[AngryGeek416]

I would like to point out that Toronto is a place most of Canada likes to forget exists, or wished it didn't. Whichever.
Kinda like Quebec and how we hope ignoring it and hinting they should join France will make them get the fuck out and leave us alone.

This makes me laugh, jealous much? No other countries even know of any other place in Canada other than Toronto, maybe Vancouver and I'm from Canada. Stop talking shit and enjoy your backwoods hick lifestyle.

 

[smile72]

I have to admit if I went to this school I'd stop by for a BJ blow my nut on some douchebag's face and then wipe my dick off with her hair and laugh then go somewhere cool for a drink. That's the level of respect I give women like that.

You sound like a misogynistic pig.

You don't say? Well I suppose that all depends of the girl now doesn't it?

You sicken me.

 

[DSGamer64]

I would like to point out that Toronto is a place most of Canada likes to forget exists, or wished it didn't. Whichever.
Kinda like Quebec and how we hope ignoring it and hinting they should join France will make them get the fuck out and leave us alone.

Let me guess, you are from Ottawa? Or are you not even Canadian and just want to be a wannabe by using our flag in your profile? I have no problem with French Canadians, they are generally actually pretty awesome people, don't like the few idiot Quebec sovereigntist types keep you thinking bad things about them. I know some French Canadians personally and I like them better then a lot of immigrants in this country, and I'd rather deal with someone from Quebec who can actually drive then some of the idiots around here from other countries.

Your baseless bullshit post is still baseless bullshit.

 

[Castiel]

Wow. This is really, really sad. I could, and would like to, rant on very much about this but I feel it may not do much good. I may later on but for now I'll just leave it.

Spoiler: Off-Topic

This makes me laugh, jealous much? No other countries even know of any other place in Canada other than Toronto, maybe Vancouver and I'm from Canada. Stop talking shit and enjoy your backwoods hick lifestyle.

I would REALLY love to see your proof for that.

-Snip-

Actually, from everything that I've heard, Quebec doesn't even want to be part of Canada. They want to split off and be their own country. The only reason the rest of Canada keeps them is for the resources. Have you never read of the history of Canada and how the english-speaking are always trying to assimilate the French-speaking?
Now, i'm not saying I agree with what us English-speaking Canadians do. It's actually kind of sad. I just figured I'd point this out...

 

[stinkoman]

I have to admit if I went to this school I'd stop by for a BJ blow my nut on some douchebag's face and then wipe my dick off with her hair and laugh then go somewhere cool for a drink. That's the level of respect I give women like that.

But yeah, I can see this being a clusterfuck.

 

[AngryGeek416]

Wow. This is really, really sad. I could, and would like to, rant on very much about this but I feel it may not do much good. I may later on but for now I'll just leave it.

Spoiler: Off-Topic

I would REALLY love to see your proof for that.

Actually, from everything that I've heard, Quebec doesn't even want to be part of Canada. They want to split off and be their own country. The only reason the rest of Canada keeps them is for the resources. Have you never read of the history of Canada and how the english-speaking are always trying to assimilate the French-speaking?
Now, i'm not saying I agree with what us English-speaking Canadians do. It's actually kind of sad. I just figured I'd point this out...

So my comment bothered you but the comment about Toronto not being wanted in Canada didn't? I'm guessing you're not from Toronto either? Obviously not. Only someone not from here would try to say Toronto isn't the heart of Canada. I've been to Ottawa, Calgary, and BC NONE of these places & their city's come close to that big city feel Toronto has it feels like a Metropolis no other place in Canada has that feel Vancouver may be a close second but there's tons of wilderness out there as well. Toronto is the 5th Largest city in North America soon to be 4th surpassing Chicago wheres Ottawa on that list? plz don't kid yourself.