FACT! Wii U goes Nuclear

[xist]

Inside sources claim that Nintendo has tweaked the Wii U to run off a Nuclear Reactor. We've heard multiple times that the Wii U was still in a tweaking process with Nintendo, with new specs cropping up with every dev kit

THE FACTS!

Wii U to run on Nuclear Power and Prevent Global Poverty

I've just heard from an inside source (a developer from a company responsible for multi-platform releases) that Nintendo are seriously upping the ante on the Wii U. Beset by claims that it's not going to be powerful enough the big N have decided to go NUKULAR! Thus far early clips of NUKULAR Mario Kart, NUKULAR Mario and NUKULAR FOX have all been seen by various insiders. Rumours all indicate that NUKEMON! is also in early development.

Stay tuned for more WORLD SMASHING GLOBAL HYPER NEWS/RUMOURAGE about the Wii U.

Source - Lots of really credible developers who are 100% telling the truth. No fibs guaranteed. Not even a fingers crossed rumour or anything.

Source

Obviously the truth given that immense amount of substantiation....maybe i should have posted this in USN.

 

[Bladexdsl]

bring on the nuclear rrod (or some other colour of death..maybe blue that was in the wii ) complete with meltdown once you get it!!!

 

[FireGrey]

:facepalm:
It was confirmed months ago that It would be THERMONUCLEAR, so nuclear is a given.
Stupid noobs pointing out the obvious.
inb4 Solar Wii U remake.

 

[Foxi4]

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