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TIL fast's hand has eyes
It is said in prison some people tattoo certain things on their backs to at some level simulate things, accordingly since ur mum and I broke up I thought I would employ all my skills into making a simulacra of her
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It is said in prison some people tattoo certain things on their backs to at some level simulate things, accordingly since ur mum and I broke up I thought I would employ all my skills into making a simulacra of her
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funny joke, but I don't get the part where you posted a photo of ur mum
 

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funny joke, but I don't get the part where you posted a photo of ur mum
It was in fact my simulacra of ur mum, though the resemblance is uncanny I do admit. In all your reading of old books, or scanning of pornographical popular category sites, have you never read Oedipus, or during your psychiatric trainings suffered one Mr Freud?
 

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It was in fact my simulacra of ur mum, though the resemblance is uncanny I do admit. In all your reading of old books, or scanning of pornographical popular category sites, have you never read Oedipus, or during your psychiatric trainings suffered one Mr Freud?
is this how you come out as chris chan?
 
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One search later I am now illuminated upon an internet history I was blissfully unaware of.

Times were much simpler when it was ur mum and I.
 
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How did Adam and Eve knew which hole to use?
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Instinct?
They saw animals doing it before?
Snake showed them which and how?
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Remember, Adam, Eve, you and even me we are animals, there is something called primal brain and the smell is powerful to that part of brain, and the needed parts have complementary odors, so they will match.
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There is an even more disturbing question...
Adam and Eve had two childs, two boys
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...so yea, there's still only one female left, right?
nop, Adan and Eve had several child, only two was famous because the fight.
 
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I did remember a movie about a tribe on amazon forest, where a newly married couple after some months had no children, and the shaman made a ritual for the spirits help him to find what was wrong.

After that, the woman run out of the house screaming and spiting. you now know what was wrong with the couple.
 

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I did remember a movie about a tribe on amazon forest, where a newly married couple after some months had no children, and the shaman made a ritual for the spirits help him to find what was wrong.

After that, the woman run out of the house screaming and spiting. you now know what was wrong with the couple.
We need a Puke Reaction and a

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reaction.
 

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Remember, Adam, Eve, you and even me we are animals, there is something called primal brain and the smell is powerful to that part of brain, and the needed parts have complementary odors, so they will match.
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nop, Adan and Eve had several child, only two was famous because the fight.
The thing is that humans is probably one of the only species, if nor THE only one, to not be able to move on its own after birth.
Most animals will be able to walk very shortly after their birth
What tells you humans have any primal brain left? What tells you we know how to "basicly" fuck
 
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The thing is that humans is probably one of the only species, if nor THE only one, to not be able to move on its own after birth.
Most animals will be able to walk very shortly after their birth
What tells you humans have any primal brain left? What tells you we know how to "basicly" fuck
Yes, but not really.
Chimps are also quite useless as newborns.
So maybe it's all about Chimp Mammals, which includes us.
It's pretty strange, often find myself thinking about that fact.
 
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The thing is that humans is probably one of the only species, if nor THE only one, to not be able to move on its own after birth.
Eh, not really.

This is a newborn kangaroo (don't worry, it's alive):


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Don't see them hopping about much, do you?


Babies don't walk because they are too weak and squishy, not because they don't "know" how to do it (well, partially). They need to bulk up first. Get their protein on. Body weight exercises, then squats.

But I digress.
 

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