So I made a dating profile page, check it out below and tell me if you'd date me (by the way this is real)
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32442830
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Right where to begin, talk about myself.
Well i haven't had a girlfriend I while now, I don't know what it is but girls tend to walk away from me, and when I try to chase them it usually ends up with me getting maced or there boyfriends beating the hell outta me
I'm really not that bad a guy, ok I do have a habit of swearing alot, picking my nose, biting my toe nails which you kinda gotta admit is pretty impressive.
I can cross my legs like im meditating and walk on my knees, which means for all you lovely dwarfs out there i can put on kids trousers and tie my shoes to my knees and you can pretend im a dwarf, which opens the dating market alot.
I'm trustworthy, women need someone to trust, you can trust me not to go shopping with you, meet your parents or be social with your friends thinking about it, if they try to talk to me ill punch them
I love watching porn, as well as reading magazines only problems with magazines is the pages stick together too easy, hence why i love the digital era, everything has a screen, which means i can just wipe when things get messy
I like going out with friends, it just a shame they don't like going out with me.
I love making dens around the house with my blankets, and then pretending im like godzilla and smashing up everything, One time i made all my cereal boxes into sky scrapers and stamped on them all, while wearing a plastic bag, luckily i drew a mouth on the bag, otherwise I could of died.
Lastly I like dressing up my penis, some of the favourites include, Abraham Lincoln, Wolverine, A one eyed pirate and Lindsay Lohan
So if you girls are interested let me know im sure we could have some fun together
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32442830
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