Would you date me........

[yusuo]

So I made a dating profile page, check it out below and tell me if you'd date me (by the way this is real)

Right where to begin, talk about myself.

Well i haven't had a girlfriend I while now, I don't know what it is but girls tend to walk away from me, and when I try to chase them it usually ends up with me getting maced or there boyfriends beating the hell outta me

I'm really not that bad a guy, ok I do have a habit of swearing alot, picking my nose, biting my toe nails which you kinda gotta admit is pretty impressive.
I can cross my legs like im meditating and walk on my knees, which means for all you lovely dwarfs out there i can put on kids trousers and tie my shoes to my knees and you can pretend im a dwarf, which opens the dating market alot.

I'm trustworthy, women need someone to trust, you can trust me not to go shopping with you, meet your parents or be social with your friends thinking about it, if they try to talk to me ill punch them

I love watching porn, as well as reading magazines only problems with magazines is the pages stick together too easy, hence why i love the digital era, everything has a screen, which means i can just wipe when things get messy

I like going out with friends, it just a shame they don't like going out with me.

I love making dens around the house with my blankets, and then pretending im like godzilla and smashing up everything, One time i made all my cereal boxes into sky scrapers and stamped on them all, while wearing a plastic bag, luckily i drew a mouth on the bag, otherwise I could of died.

Lastly I like dressing up my penis, some of the favourites include, Abraham Lincoln, Wolverine, A one eyed pirate and Lindsay Lohan

So if you girls are interested let me know im sure we could have some fun together

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32442830
The actual ad

 

[kevan]

0_0 0_0
Marry me

 

[Devin]

The Godzilla part is a real hook.

 

[juggernaut911]

You sound desperate. You aren't very social are you?

 

[kevan]

I'm just waiting until someone replies lol xD

 

[yusuo]

Yay for me.
http://www.pof.com/v...ile_id=32442830
thats the actual dating ad.

Ive had 4 replies so far, all girls who are interested, whats wrong with the world

Heres one reply

why did i just suddenly find myself laughing at your profile??? Warped!

And Mr Juggeraut who wrote

You sound desperate. You aren't very social are you?

Its not real i made it as a joke silly man

 

[kevan]

You sound desperate. You aren't very social are you?

Coming from GBAtemp's slut? (jokes)

 

[geminisama]

A real catch, guys who rampage through blanket forts are a rarity these days.

 

[kevan]

If I was a chick I would totally reply lol xD
Just since I probally thought you was gutsy or something

 

[yusuo]

I put a fake photo on the page though, didn't wanna be recognized, im the silent comedian type. Plus I don't wanna be personally associated with the page lol

 

[kevan]

It was a joke anyway so it was better to put a fake pic...
Although you would feel guilty if some girl fell for you

 

[yusuo]

It was a joke anyway so it was better to put a fake pic...
Although you would feel guilty if some girl fell for you

Yeah I would, considering im not as hot as the guy who looks like he has eyes like the guy from the fly movie

 

[Snailface]

- In the second sentence you talk like you have low self-esteem --that's fine but don't let girls see that.

- You admitted to like picking your nose and biting toe nails, that's an ender for most women. (as a guy I think that's cool, but girls don't think like guys)

+ You're funny.

So there, just a couple of adjustments and you'd have a good personal.

 

[yusuo]

- In the second sentence you talk like you have low self-esteem --that's fine but don't let girls see that.

- You admitted to like picking your nose and biting toe nails, that's an ender for most women. (as a guy I think that's cool, but girls don't think like guys)

+ You're funny.

So there, just a couple of adjustments and you'd have a good personal.

Dude most people do this shit and its like the hidden secret of everyone, ive even caught chicks picking there nose on the bus usually ends up me going up to them and saying


Me - Was that nice
Her - Sorry, was what nice
Me - Your bogeys
Her - Either a) fuck off or b) laughs and goes quiet

So yeah I know how different girls are.

Ill work on the self esteem though, thanks for the hint

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

I'm pretty sure I've seen something like this before somewhere...Then again there are thousands of these joke dating ad things so I might be wrong. This one is...not the best I've seen but pretty good. Add in that you have a chain leading from the kitchen to the bedroom and you'' be getting all the ladies.

 

[stanleyopar2000]

LMFAO...no!!

 

[Devin]

 

[J-Machine]

good trolling sir. though the fact you get positive replies from women with it just drives the point home that society is way more spastic then it used to be.

 

[yusuo]

good trolling sir. though the fact you get positive replies from women with it just drives the point home that society is way more spastic then it used to be.

I know its fucked up isnt it, I made a normal profile at the same time, no views or messages for a normal guy
20 views and now 6 messages for the crazy guy. Gotta love it really, this was only what 4 hours made

 

[Tom Bombadildo]

good trolling sir. though the fact you get positive replies from women with it just drives the point home that society is way more spastic then it used to be.

Or a whole lot damn cooler.