Would you date me........

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Oct 17, 2011

Would you date me........ by yusuo at 1:32 AM (1,135 Views / 0 Likes) 21 replies

  1. yusuo
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    So I made a dating profile page, check it out below and tell me if you'd date me (by the way this is real)


    http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=32442830
    The actual ad
     


  2. kevan

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    Marry me :wub:
     
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    The Godzilla part is a real hook.
     
  4. juggernaut911

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    You sound desperate. You aren't very social are you?
     
  5. kevan

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    I'm just waiting until someone replies lol xD
     
  6. yusuo
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    Yay for me.
    http://www.pof.com/v...ile_id=32442830
    thats the actual dating ad.

    Ive had 4 replies so far, all girls who are interested, whats wrong with the world

    Heres one reply
    And Mr Juggeraut who wrote
    Its not real i made it as a joke silly man
     
  7. kevan

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    Coming from GBAtemp's slut? (jokes)
     
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    A real catch, guys who rampage through blanket forts are a rarity these days.
     
  9. kevan

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    If I was a chick I would totally reply lol xD
    Just since I probally thought you was gutsy or something :unsure:
     
  10. yusuo
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    I put a fake photo on the page though, didn't wanna be recognized, im the silent comedian type. Plus I don't wanna be personally associated with the page lol
     
  11. kevan

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    It was a joke anyway so it was better to put a fake pic...
    Although you would feel guilty if some girl fell for you :rofl2:
     
  12. yusuo
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    Yeah I would, considering im not as hot as the guy who looks like he has eyes like the guy from the fly movie
     
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    - In the second sentence you talk like you have low self-esteem --that's fine but don't let girls see that.

    - You admitted to like picking your nose and biting toe nails, that's an ender for most women. (as a guy I think that's cool, but girls don't think like guys)

    + You're funny.

    So there, just a couple of adjustments and you'd have a good personal.
     
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    Dude most people do this shit and its like the hidden secret of everyone, ive even caught chicks picking there nose on the bus usually ends up me going up to them and saying


    Me - Was that nice
    Her - Sorry, was what nice
    Me - Your bogeys
    Her - Either a) fuck off or b) laughs and goes quiet

    So yeah I know how different girls are.

    Ill work on the self esteem though, thanks for the hint
     
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    I'm pretty sure I've seen something like this before somewhere...Then again there are thousands of these joke dating ad things so I might be wrong. This one is...not the best I've seen but pretty good. Add in that you have a chain leading from the kitchen to the bedroom and you'' be getting all the ladies.
     
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    LMFAO...no!! :rofl:
     
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    good trolling sir. though the fact you get positive replies from women with it just drives the point home that society is way more spastic then it used to be.
     
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    I know its fucked up isnt it, I made a normal profile at the same time, no views or messages for a normal guy
    20 views and now 6 messages for the crazy guy. Gotta love it really, this was only what 4 hours made
     
  20. Tom Bombadildo

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    Or a whole lot damn cooler.
     

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