Worldwide Immortal Jellyfish Invasion Swarm!

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Jan 28, 2009
  1. p1ngpong
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    An 'immortal' jellyfish is swarming through the world's oceans, according to scientists. They rejuvenate after matting and can not die!

    Can we stop them? Do they have any weaknesses? What will become of the human race?

    Time will tell!


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/...-the-world.html
     
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    OMG WE IS ALL DYED!
     
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    hmm...

    Lets hope someone has already started doing genetic research on them, who knows....
     
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    No threat to humans on land however if they turn out to be or evolve into a deadly poisonous jellyfish species, they must be stopped to protect the swimmers, divers, and fisherman.
     
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    Hoist them on deck, and leave them in the sun to dry up. Don't dump them back into the water, just in case. If you feel the need, smash the dried ones.
     
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    What if I ate one?
     
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    Maybe thats how we can steal their immortality! [​IMG]
     
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    I'll try eating one if I see it walking down the street.
     
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    They can't die of old age!

    I'll go get my fishing net.
     
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    there's only one thing a person can say in this situation:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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    what if it still lived INSIDE THE STOMACH? [​IMG]
     
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    Noitora, you don't know if the jellyfish are deadly poisonous so eating it is a bad idea. Sterilizing and the overfishing of the jellyfish are key to their eventual eradication or control at worse.
     
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    So... [​IMG]










    Are they zombies?
     
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    Don't worry, I ate some lobster the other day and I'm still fine.
     
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    I've read that the climate change will increase the proliferation of things like Jellies at the expense of more tasty seagoing creatures.
     
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    fuck.


    kill all those fucking jellyfish. or else sooner or later aye woont bee abel 2 hav mah lobstas
     
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    WEll yeah could be a dangerous thing, yet if some geeky scientist checks them out maye they can create some kind of medicine that can "rejuvenate" us [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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