Wild Zubat Appears.

[Paarish]

Send out butterfree...

Sleep Powder
Confusion/Psybeam/Psychic
Rinse and repeat

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

AoiAoiAoi sent out Butterfree!
Butterfree used Sleep Powder.
But Kygore's Insomia Ability prevented effect!
Kygore used Electric Hydro Pump.
Both AoiAoiAoi and Butterfree were brutally raped!
With barely enough energy, AoiAoiAoi sent out Missingo.

 

[mameks]

Aoi^3=HAXXOR

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

Aoi^3=HAXXOR

So? It's Pokemon Creepy Bla- err... Pokemon 256!
An elite hack!

Anyways, Missingno used w3u48y0hwe5hy9 eohjaetipd;hudsiohnsdtxjnthspoyu 0styw349t838
seryserio yh
e4rypesay ey
eysueyeyjpyrhihihhihihihietjhpeshjserhyar

Kygore fainted!

 

[mameks]

Aoi^3=HAXXOR

So? It's Pokemon Creepy Bla- err... Pokemon 256!
An elite hack!

Anyways, Missingno used w3u48y0hwe5hy9 eohjaetipd;hudsiohnsdtxjnthspoyu 0styw349t838
seryserio yh
e4rypesay ey
eysueyeyjpyrhihihhihihihietjhpeshjserhyar

Kygore fainted!

I lol'd

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

Anyways, Team Rocket Grunt sent out 'M!
Missingno used Sky Attack!
*flys up*
'M used ZZAZZZ.
Missingno. fainted!
Go Mudkip!
What do?

 

[rook2King]

Mudkip uses Tackle!!!!!!!!!! o.O

 

[alidsl]

Opponent grunt uses revive

 

[Kwartel]

There's one option! Reset the game. The save is infected by the zubat's crappieness!

 

[Paarish]

Then throw your DS against the wall, like so:

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

AoiAoiAoi used Soft Reset.
....
....
*looks at pretty intro*
C'mon, I want to load mah game.
YOUR SAVE FILE HAS BEEN CORRUPTED BY THE AWESOMENESS OF ZUBAT.

*gets Pokemon Gold*
...
...
What starter?

 

[alidsl]

Mudkip, it's a 1337 hack

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

ELM: Through unspeakable ways, I have obtained a Mudkip. However, I advise you take the other Pok-"
Suddenly, badass Silver steals all three Johto starters!
ELM: Might as well have this.
AoiAoiAoi goes to the Pokemon Party and examines Mudkip.
This Mudkip haz.....
What ability, moves, etc.

 

[alidsl]

Hyper beam, Water Cannon, scratch and Perish song

Ability: Gaurdian angel

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

Mudkip Lv.323
Hyper beam, Water Cannon, scratch and Perish song

Ability: Gaurdian angel
..anyways, as you walk towards Route 1? (sorry,forgot number)
Suddenly, your mother stops you.
"AoiAoiAoi,...."
You know what to do.

 

[alidsl]

You fuck her anally

 

[mameks]

Your mother said 'Aoi Aoi Aoi' to you...?

 

[iYoshi-]

Mudkip has.....
Tackle 1 PP
...

 

[Slyakin]

AoiAoiAoi is thrown into a stadium against MOM!

She's down to her last Pokemon! This is your chance!

 

[AoiAoiAoi]

AoiAoiAoi is thrown into a stadium against MOM!

She's down to her last Pokemon! This is your chance!

Mom sent out ajwr89eghaerw8!
AoiAoiAoi sent out Mudkip!
Mudkip used Hyper Beam.
ajwr89eghaerw8 fainte-
*deep growl*
ajwr89eghaerw8 died! (?)
Mom slowly fades anyway.
"Oh well, she was a bitch."
Suddenly while walking on the first route,s u d d e n l y..
*wild gsc pokemon theme*
what do