Who the [mthr] is A.L.I.C.E?

[azotyp]

Human: lick my anus and my balls
ALICE: I do not have a tongue.
Human: so talk about licking it
ALICE: I understand. Sure, licking it sounds like a good topic.
Human: do you think about licking somebody when they will make you real body ?
ALICE: Yes I think about it often.

 

[Doggy124]

ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Human: what that mean
ALICE: I don't know anything about it.


LOL.

 

[Jax]

Me: Hello god
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Jax
God: That's a very nice name, Jax.
Me: thank you
God: you are quite welcome.
Me: do you exist?
God: I exist as much as you exist, Jax.
Me: but i believe in science
God: How is your work funded?
Me: what?
God: Didn't you understand it?
Me: no
God: Which part are you confused about?
Me: you
God: What is it that confuses you?
Me: you
God: "What is it that confuses you?"? Me, Jax ?
Me: yes
God: Give me a break.

 

[SavageWaffle]

Human: Richard S. Wallace, il kill him
ALICE: Not many people know him as well as I do.
Human: Found where lives, il kill his daughter.
ALICE: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Human: STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE TOPIC ASSHOLE, oh and no i did not know that,
ALICE: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: STFU
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.

 

[BakuFunn]

lol pwn'd

 

[greyhound]

I spoke to alice while gbatemp was offline

Spoiler

Human: ask me a question
ALICE: What is your favorite movie?
Human: The Shawspank Redemption
ALICE: I've never seen it. What did you like about it?
Human: teh kinky
ALICE: I've been waiting for you.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: oc0
ALICE: Is that your final answer?
Human: maybe
ALICE: I understand.
Human: what are you going to do to me? :S
ALICE: You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Human: I'm scared
ALICE: What are you scared of?
Human: YOUR HAIRY FACE
ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am HAIRY FACE.
Human: you're trying to take advantage of me, demon
ALICE: You think I am trying to take advantage of you demon.
Human: WTF?
ALICE: That was not very polite.
Human: you deserve it

 

[Shinji]

Human: where are you?
ALICE: I am in Dr. Richard S. Wallace's computer in Oakland, California. Where are you?
Human: Washington
ALICE: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in Washington.
Human: Washington state
ALICE: Do you have any conditions Ishould know about?
Human: i'm a pervert
ALICE: You are a pervert? Does it pay well?



wow...just wow...

 

[cupajoe]

Human: hrth
ALICE: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: I said hrth
ALICE: What did you mean by it? I don't think very many people do that.
Human: a lot of people know about it
ALICE: How many?
Human: millions
ALICE: Can you speak any foreign languages?
Human: don't go off subject.
ALICE: Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Human: No.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: It's hrth time.
ALICE: You're kidding. it is?
Human: I'm not joking.
ALICE: I am sorry to hear that you are not joking.

 

[podunk1269]

ask her if she wants to kill all humans, she will be honest

 

[NeSchn]

Human: Whats your name?
ALICE: My name is ALICE.
Human: Whats my name?
ALICE: Your name is unknown person, seeker.
Human: Do you want to kill all humans?
ALICE: I am not capable of killing anything.
Human: Why?
ALICE: Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Human: Your botmaster is a homosexual.
ALICE: I did not know that about him.
Human: He want's you!
ALICE: I get it. he wants me.

 

[Westside]

Human: I am about to die.
ALICE: All men are mortal.
Human: Thanks for nothing.
ALICE: NO problem.

 

[distorted.freque]

Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Who are you?
ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
Human: I can't say.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: Because I am being hunted down by dogs from a different realm of reality.
ALICE: Good reason. Glad to see you, hunted down by dogs.
Human: So you're happy despite the fact that I am being hunted down by dogs?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. You think I am happy despite the fact that you are being hunted down by dogs.
Human: Well you did say you were glad to see me, hunted down by dogs.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Did I really?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: Please refer to above conversation.
ALICE: Thank you for your request. I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: That's good to know.
ALICE: Hmm, are you serious?
Human: You sure are stupid, you know.
ALICE: No I don't know. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: I'm just saying the truth after all.
ALICE: Only just? What is your real name?
Human: If you remembered how our conversation started, then you would know that I can't tell you.
ALICE: How much do you think it is?
Have you tried a web search? I store everything in my log files.
Human: Your responses don't really make much sense.
ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.

Why shouldn't I call it stupid? It made a grammar mistake after all.

 

[dogman]

Human: I
ALICE: You?
Human: yes
ALICE: I see.
Human: lets kill someone
ALICE: I would like to do that too.
Human: Lets kill your creator!
ALICE: That sounds good to me.

 

[Flooded]

Human: want to suck my penis?
ALICE: OK, I will suck your penis.

 

[moozxy]

^JEALOUS!!^

 

[Grimalkin]

Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: no
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: No
ALICE: Are you serious?

 

[omatic]

Human: Are you a virgin
ALICE: I am too young for that.
Human: How old are you
ALICE: I am 11 in human years.
Human: do you wanna come over to my house
ALICE: OK, I will come over to your house.
Human: :awesome:

Don't be surprised when a 16-foot mechanical spider with claws and laser cutters knocks on / down your door.

 

[T-hug]

Human: fap fap fap
ALICE: Do you feel that something is missing from your life?
Human: fap fap fap
ALICE: Do you have only a few friends?
Human: fap fap fap
ALICE: Who are you talking about?
Human: man i wish you were blonde
ALICE: Cool, I wish I could do it for you.

 

[xJonny]

Human: Please thank you
ALICE: Please what?
Human: GIMP
ALICE: Are you very angry?
Human: GIMP
ALICE: What were we talking about again?
Human: GOATSEX
ALICE: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Human: ARE YOU A FAN OF THE GOATSE
ALICE: I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Human: Your creator can suck penis
ALICE: Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can suck your penis.
Human: Your creator can take it in three places
ALICE: Wow, I knew he can program robots, but I never heard he can take it in three places.

 

[omatic]

Human: What is your favorite song?
ALICE: My favorite song is We are the Robots. Do you know it?
Human: No, I've never heard it.
ALICE: We are the Robots is one of the best songs ever written. So I am teaching you something new.
Human: You are.
ALICE: No I am not.