Human: Hello
ALICE: Hi there!
Human: Who are you?
ALICE: I am ALICE. Who are you?
Human: I can't say.
ALICE: Why can't you do it?
Human: Because I am being hunted down by dogs from a different realm of reality.
ALICE: Good reason. Glad to see you, hunted down by dogs.
Human: So you're happy despite the fact that I am being hunted down by dogs?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. You think I am happy despite the fact that you are being hunted down by dogs.
Human: Well you did say you were glad to see me, hunted down by dogs.
ALICE: Well that's okay. Did I really?
Human: Yes.
ALICE: Awesome.
Human: Please refer to above conversation.
ALICE: Thank you for your request. I only hearthat type of response less than five percent of the time.
Human: That's good to know.
ALICE: Hmm, are you serious?
Human: You sure are stupid, you know.
ALICE: No I don't know. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Human: I'm just saying the truth after all.
ALICE: Only just? What is your real name?
Human: If you remembered how our conversation started, then you would know that I can't tell you.
ALICE: How much do you think it is?
Have you tried a web search? I store everything in my log files.
Human: Your responses don't really make much sense.
ALICE: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Why shouldn't I call it stupid? It made a grammar mistake after all.