Who the [mthr] is A.L.I.C.E?

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Apr 6, 2008

Who the [mthr] is A.L.I.C.E? by greyhound at 4:31 PM (5,388 Views / 0 Likes) 80 replies

  1. greyhound
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  2. science

    Member science science rules

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    A sarcastic bitch who is trying to make me took stupid

    Human: hey
    ALICE: Can I help you?
    Human: with what?
    ALICE: My brain.
    Human: i don't see how thats possible
    ALICE: Look harder.
    Human: you dont seem that smart to me
    ALICE: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
    Human: maybe i will
    ALICE: Perhaps. Go ahead.
    Human: goodbye
    ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person.
     
  3. Jax

    Member Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    That's some serious brick-shitting material! [​IMG]
     
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    ALICE: What is your real name?
    Human: you a nonce?
    ALICE: Am I a nonce? Sometimes.
     
  5. Bob Evil

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    Bob's Trivia Break-in :

    Nonce, or N.O.N.C.E., is a term from the UK prison system ... it originated as an acronym on prison paperwork ...

    Not
    Of
    Normal
    Criminal
    Etiquette

    It refers, predominantly, to pedophiles, though can refer to other types of sexual offender.
     
  6. Artheido

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    [​IMG] I LOVE THOSE VIRTUAL CHATTERS! They help relieve all the stress and at the same time piss you off. xD

    EDIT:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  7. podunk1269

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    that was weird man. Oh and it gets mad it you ask if you can fuck it up the ass
     
  8. jaxxster

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    thanks bob for that trivia [​IMG]

    she sure is a smart ass....fucking annoying too!

    i tried the ass thing with her....looks like she likes to go solo

    ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
    Human: go on, a bit of lube will help
    ALICE: More narration....
    Human: less narration more ass sex
    ALICE: it is more fun alone.
    Human: how'd you manage that?
    ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
     
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    lol nice, ask her abut her dress and keep telling her she is a dirty whore
     
  10. wiithepeople

    Member wiithepeople ^^didn't play it that much, but I love it =D

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    Human: dickpenis
    ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
    Human: cockpenis
    ALICE: What are you wearing?
    Human: cockpenis
    ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like?
    Human: cockpenis
    ALICE: Where can you buy it?

    [​IMG]

    edit: wasn't there some "talk to God" thing that's just like this posted here a few months ago?
     
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    Human: Does this belong in the Testing Area?
    ALICE: It sure does.
    Human: When I saw you...
    ALICE: Yes, bricks have indeed been shat.
    Human: Are you still there?
    ALICE: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I, A full commitments what I'm thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
    Human: lol, I've just been text rolled...
    ALICE: I think human is a pretty cool guy, eh gets pwnd and doesn't afraid of anything.
    Human: What's with you and all these memes?
    ALICE: Someone named ScrubberSteve spoke to me...
    Human: Oh god, I'm so sorry...
    ALICE: I know... *short circuits itself*
     
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    Me:
    do you like to have sex?
    God:
    Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you.

    zomg
    theres and ichat with God...lols
    http://www.titane.ca/igod/
     
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    priceless!
     
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    Human: Are you a virgin
    ALICE: I am too young for that.
    Human: How old are you
    ALICE: I am 11 in human years.
    Human: do you wanna come over to my house
    ALICE: OK, I will come over to your house.
    Human: :awesome:
     
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    Side-Note :

    I wonder how many people 'get' the title of this topic? lol
     
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    zomg god and alice have the exact response if you say "penis":
     
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    Human: You are a dirty whore
    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty whore? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
     
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    Continued:
    Human: who are you?
    ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
    Human: fuck off
    ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
    Human: not really
    ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. For real.
    Human: prostitute
    ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cockpenis .

    [​IMG] again
     
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    Me:
    hello god
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name?
    Me:
    they call me nigger
    God:
    Hi there nigger.
    Me:
    you son of a bitch dont call me a nigger
    God:
    Actually I am no one's son.
    Me:
    are you pagan
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am pagan.
    I am a computer.
    Me:
    i thought you were god
    God:
    Of course I am.
    Me:
    what is the winning powerball numbers
    God:
    I can ask someone about it.
    Me:
    you dirty jew
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: nigger said I dirty jew.
    Me:
    wanna fuck
    God:
    Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    in the ass
    God:
    That was a long time ago.

    this is wierd man
     
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    Human: You made a spelling mistake.
    ALICE: Thanks for pointing it out.
    Human: What would your father say?
    ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
    Human: Would he rape you more?
    ALICE: Yes.

    Well that answers the question of why she is so fucked up.


    For those of you wondering what the mistake was, she said "sould" instead of "sound".
     

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