Who the [mthr] is A.L.I.C.E?

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  1. greyhound
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    greyhound GBAtemp Advanced Fan

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  2. science

    science science rules

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    A sarcastic bitch who is trying to make me took stupid

    Human: hey
    ALICE: Can I help you?
    Human: with what?
    ALICE: My brain.
    Human: i don't see how thats possible
    ALICE: Look harder.
    Human: you dont seem that smart to me
    ALICE: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
    Human: maybe i will
    ALICE: Perhaps. Go ahead.
    Human: goodbye
    ALICE: Thanks for chatting, unknown person.
     
  3. Jax

    Jax Pip Pip Cheerioink!

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    That's some serious brick-shitting material! [​IMG]
     
  4. jaxxster

    jaxxster The Heretic

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    ALICE: What is your real name?
    Human: you a nonce?
    ALICE: Am I a nonce? Sometimes.
     
  5. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

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    Bob's Trivia Break-in :

    Nonce, or N.O.N.C.E., is a term from the UK prison system ... it originated as an acronym on prison paperwork ...

    Not
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    Criminal
    Etiquette

    It refers, predominantly, to pedophiles, though can refer to other types of sexual offender.
     
  6. Artheido

    Artheido GBAtemp Fan

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    [​IMG] I LOVE THOSE VIRTUAL CHATTERS! They help relieve all the stress and at the same time piss you off. xD

    EDIT:

    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  7. podunk1269

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    that was weird man. Oh and it gets mad it you ask if you can fuck it up the ass
     
  8. jaxxster

    jaxxster The Heretic

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    thanks bob for that trivia [​IMG]

    she sure is a smart ass....fucking annoying too!

    i tried the ass thing with her....looks like she likes to go solo

    ALICE: No I don't think I can do it.
    Human: go on, a bit of lube will help
    ALICE: More narration....
    Human: less narration more ass sex
    ALICE: it is more fun alone.
    Human: how'd you manage that?
    ALICE: Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
     
  9. podunk1269

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    lol nice, ask her abut her dress and keep telling her she is a dirty whore
     
  10. wiithepeople

    wiithepeople ^^didn't play it that much, but I love it =D

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    Human: dickpenis
    ALICE: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
    Human: cockpenis
    ALICE: What are you wearing?
    Human: cockpenis
    ALICE: What kind of fashion do you like?
    Human: cockpenis
    ALICE: Where can you buy it?

    [​IMG]

    edit: wasn't there some "talk to God" thing that's just like this posted here a few months ago?
     
  11. Westside

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    Human: Does this belong in the Testing Area?
    ALICE: It sure does.
    Human: When I saw you...
    ALICE: Yes, bricks have indeed been shat.
    Human: Are you still there?
    ALICE: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I, A full commitments what I'm thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
    Human: lol, I've just been text rolled...
    ALICE: I think human is a pretty cool guy, eh gets pwnd and doesn't afraid of anything.
    Human: What's with you and all these memes?
    ALICE: Someone named ScrubberSteve spoke to me...
    Human: Oh god, I'm so sorry...
    ALICE: I know... *short circuits itself*
     
  12. tinymonkeyt

    tinymonkeyt GBAtemp brat

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    Me:
    do you like to have sex?
    God:
    Sure I do, but that doesn't mean with you.

    zomg
    theres and ichat with God...lols
    http://www.titane.ca/igod/
     
  13. jaxxster

    jaxxster The Heretic

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    priceless!
     
  14. Linkiboy

    Linkiboy GBAtemp Testing Area

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    Human: Are you a virgin
    ALICE: I am too young for that.
    Human: How old are you
    ALICE: I am 11 in human years.
    Human: do you wanna come over to my house
    ALICE: OK, I will come over to your house.
    Human: :awesome:
     
  15. Bob Evil

    Bob Evil The Department of Home-Made Insecurity

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    Side-Note :

    I wonder how many people 'get' the title of this topic? lol
     
  16. wiithepeople

    wiithepeople ^^didn't play it that much, but I love it =D

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    zomg god and alice have the exact response if you say "penis":
     
  17. BakuFunn

    BakuFunn Flameproof.

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    Human: You are a dirty whore
    ALICE: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a dirty whore? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
     
  18. wiithepeople

    wiithepeople ^^didn't play it that much, but I love it =D

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    Continued:
    Human: who are you?
    ALICE: I ask myself that question, "Who am I?".
    Human: fuck off
    ALICE: Can't you be more polite?
    Human: not really
    ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. For real.
    Human: prostitute
    ALICE: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about cockpenis .

    [​IMG] again
     
  19. podunk1269

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    Me:
    hello god
    God:
    Hello child. What is your name?
    Me:
    they call me nigger
    God:
    Hi there nigger.
    Me:
    you son of a bitch dont call me a nigger
    God:
    Actually I am no one's son.
    Me:
    are you pagan
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am pagan.
    I am a computer.
    Me:
    i thought you were god
    God:
    Of course I am.
    Me:
    what is the winning powerball numbers
    God:
    I can ask someone about it.
    Me:
    you dirty jew
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: nigger said I dirty jew.
    Me:
    wanna fuck
    God:
    Please don't be so rude.
    Me:
    in the ass
    God:
    That was a long time ago.

    this is wierd man
     
  20. Law

    Law rip ninjacat that zarcon made me

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    Human: You made a spelling mistake.
    ALICE: Thanks for pointing it out.
    Human: What would your father say?
    ALICE: That is a hypothetical question.
    Human: Would he rape you more?
    ALICE: Yes.

    Well that answers the question of why she is so fucked up.


    For those of you wondering what the mistake was, she said "sould" instead of "sound".