Where do you hide your porn?

[strata8]

I the old .bat 'locker' trick.

Enter this into a txt file an rename to .bat:

cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder folder name here
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST and here goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==password here goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md folder name here (again)
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End

Once it is locked, nothing can find it... it's still there though

Result:

 

[Endogene]

opera and firefox dont share which pages you've been on, quite handy

 

[WildWon]

All my pr0n is hidden in the basket in the bathroom with the Wired and PC World magazines. Its awesome having a Wife® that likes Hustler as well. Oh, that, and we don't have internets a-flowin into our house at this point.

 

[kevenka]

God stuff...I just delete it afterwards though. Earlier a person stated why would you store porn on the comp? And I agree. I mean, doesn't it seriously get boring after the first time?

 

[alex]

I the old .bat 'locker' trick.

Enter this into a txt file an rename to .bat:

cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder folder name here
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST and here goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==password here goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md folder name here (again)
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End

Once it is locked, nothing can find it... it's still there though

Result:

oo... Thanks! Just what I needed!

 

[WildWon]

God stuff...I just delete it afterwards though. Earlier a person stated why would you store porn on the comp? And I agree. I mean, doesn't it seriously get boring after the first time?

Nah, you can see the nuances and acting styles, and really UNDERSTAND what the actor is...

Nah, can't say that with a straight face! When i had the nets rollin through my puter, i'd delete stuff after viewing.

"OH OH MY GOD YES YES OH YES OH YE... wait... line!" "its... Yes yes oh fuck me yes." "Oh thanks!"

 

[Sephi]

I the old .bat 'locker' trick.

Enter this into a txt file an rename to .bat:

Spoiler: *snip*

cls
@ECHO OFF
title Folder folder name here
if EXIST "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" goto UNLOCK
if NOT EXIST and here goto MDLOCKER
:CONFIRM
echo Are you sure u want to Lock the folder(Y/N)
set/p "cho=>"
if %cho%==Y goto LOCK
if %cho%==y goto LOCK
if %cho%==n goto END
if %cho%==N goto END
echo Invalid choice.
goto CONFIRM
:LOCK
ren Locker "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
attrib +h +s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
echo Folder locked
goto End
:UNLOCK
echo Enter password to Unlock folder
set/p "pass=>"
if NOT %pass%==password here goto FAIL
attrib -h -s "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}"
ren "Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D}" Locker
echo Folder Unlocked successfully
goto End
:FAIL
echo Invalid password
goto end
:MDLOCKER
md folder name here (again)
echo Locker created successfully
goto End
:End

This won't for for me, it says Control Panel.{21EC2020-3AEA-1069-A2DD-08002B30309D} not found.

I'm on XP

 

[NeSchn]

lol, NOW PEOPLE! I must ask how old you are! j/k
Tomorrow I'll be 13...

lol...

I'll be 16 in a month and 1 day.

 

[Sephi]

lol, NOW PEOPLE! I must ask how old you are! j/k
Tomorrow I'll be 13...

lol...

I'll be 16 in a month and 1 day.

I'll be 16 in a little less than a month

 

[knilsilooc]

I don't download porn much, it just seems like too much work when I'm always connected to the internet. Of course there will be one day when I'm not connected to the internet, so I have about 3310 pics that I got from using DownThemAll on a 7chan thread. Not saved anywhere special either... I used to have it saved in My Pictures, but then I started freaking out when I had to let my sister use my computer, so now they're stored in C:\Program Files\ImageShack\Backup\. I also tried the trick to hide files in JPEG images, but it's too much work.

As for age...

I'll be 16 in a little less than a month

 

[Apex]

Mac has some FANTASTIC methods of hiding your unmentionables.

I've already taught this method to a few curious members already but here's to the rest of you mac users out there. First thing's first, find disk utility, and open it up, then choose new image. Choose the place where you want to create it, and and what the size is, then choose the encryption method, (It's lesser of the two you want.) and choose the password. When you want access to your stuffz, just click the dmg file you saved somewhere, put in the password, and view to your pants content, when you're done eject it like you would a CD or DVD, and that ejects all references of it from the system as well. (Except one, clear your recent folders option, if you name your folders something revealing.)

Also, I turn 19 in a month or so, so I can actually DO all this legally

.

 

[suppachipmunk]

I have an OK sized porn collection. I only have a 100GB latop HDD though, so I store it all on my external HDD under a folder called xXx.

Other than that, I back up my porno periodically to make room for new porn. Mainly direct rip movies that are in AVI format.

 

[ENDscape]

Its best to just mass folders and keep making folders like a maze (make folder inside a folder and keep making sub folders). So when they check it theyll go and search forever. then you buy a usb and put your porn there (make sure your usb is small so you can hide it easily).

 

[WB3000]

I the old .bat 'locker' trick.

That's usually what I use when I need to hide anything, or if it's something I want to keep for a long time I would go for the password protected RAR file. (I never keep porn though

)

I also made a program to automate the .bat locker trick, although there's no password involved, it simply changes a folder back and forth when you select it. If anyone want's it, it's here. It can make folders into Control Panel shortcuts, but also into My Computer ones, and Recycle Bin ones (those are the safest, as they don't even show up on the desktop, only when you browse to change it back.)

 

[alex]

I keep my yuri cat girls in a new, blah folder.

 

[fischju]

I keep my yuri cat girls in a new, blah folder.

I could use some of those.....

(the yuri cat girls, not the folder..unless I can have a copy of the folder?)

 

[Sephi]

I keep my yuri cat girls in a new, blah folder.

I could use some of those.....

(the yuri cat girls, not the folder..unless I can have a copy of the folder?)

I'll take some of that, minus the cats.

 

[alex]

Hey mod, it doesn't show show anything... Unless your like my friend, when he found a picture of gaaraxsakura rape, and saw her boob... creepy little weirdo
yeah, i have plenty of neko-chan on my psp...

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/7309/1217540001499ad0.jpg

^dont click it

^

 

[Mangofett]

I keep my yuri cat girls in a new, blah folder.

I could use some of those.....

(the yuri cat girls, not the folder..unless I can have a copy of the folder?)

I'll take some of that, minus the cats.

I'll take some of that, minus the Yuri. And the girls.

 

[genofunk]

i only keep some rare porn and and i keep it in .dpg files and hide it in /DSOrganize/ on my ak2