What's Your MArriage Age?

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Sep 14, 2008

What's Your MArriage Age? by jargus at 4:38 PM (1,754 Views / 0 Likes) 20 replies

  1. jargus
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    Something I found on another site. Thought I'd share it.

    [ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [x] You keep track of dates using a calender
    [ ] You own more than one credit card
    [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [ ] You do your own laundry
    [ ] You vote every election
    [ ] You can cook for yourself
    [ ] You think politics are exciting
    [ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

    T o t a l : 1

    [x] You show up for school/college/work every day early
    [x] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
    [x] You've never gotten a detention
    [x] You have never smoked a cigarette
    [x] You have never gotten completely trashed
    [ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
    [ ] You like to take walks by yourself
    [x] You've watched talk shows
    [x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
    [ ] You drink coffee at least once a week

    T o t a l : 7

    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
    [x] My parents trust me
    [x ] You can mow the lawn
    [ ] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
    [ ] You remember to water the plants
    [x] You study when you have to
    [x] You pay attention at school/college

    T o t a l : 7

    [x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
    [ ] You work out on a regular basis
    [ ] You clean up your own mess
    [ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
    [x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
    [ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type quickly

    T o t a l : 3

    [x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
    [ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    [ ] You have been to a tupperware party
    [ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [ ] You have more bills than you can pay
    [ ] Most of, or all your friends are older than you are
    [x] You can say no to staying out all night
    [x] You use the internet every day
    [x] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
    [x] You can read a book and actually finish it

    Total:: 5

    23

    What's your age?
     


  2. Mewgia

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    Go back to myspace
     
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    Bidoof commands.
     
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    Yeah you tell 'em [​IMG]

    Wait I have myspace open in a tab right now....
    [​IMG]
     
  6. jargus
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    I found it on deviantart, not phailspace.
     
  7. juggernaut911

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    u lie, gtfo
     
  8. Mewgia

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    So do I hahaha

    That's how I know that myspace is where these things belong...
     
  9. Law

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    DevianTART is just as bad.

    Perhaps worse.
     
  10. Dwight

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    Seriously.
    It's so annoying when every other bulletin is some annoying chick answering some survey that nobody cares about.
     
  11. Mewgia

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    Yeah. It's especially annoying when they give it some title that makes you think "Hey! This might be interesting!" And then the whole bulletin is just a survey.

    Fuck that.
     
  12. ScuberSteve

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    This shit also comes up on livejournal a lot.
     
  13. Dwight

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    Is that like Twitter or something?
     
  14. Lametta

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    [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [x] You keep track of dates using a calender
    [ ] You own more than one credit card
    [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [x] You do your own laundry
    [ ] You vote every election
    [x] You can cook for yourself
    [ ] You think politics are exciting
    [ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

    T o t a l : 4

    [x] You show up for school/college/work every day early
    [x] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
    [x] You've never gotten a detention
    [x] You have never smoked a cigarette
    [x] You have never gotten completely trashed
    [ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
    [x] You like to take walks by yourself
    [x] You've watched talk shows
    [x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
    [x] You drink coffee at least once a week

    T o t a l : 9

    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [x] When you say you're going to do something you do it
    [x] My parents trust me
    [x] You can mow the lawn
    [x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
    [ ] You remember to water the plants
    [x] You study when you have to
    [x] You pay attention at school/college

    T o t a l : 8

    [x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
    [ ] You work out on a regular basis
    [ ] You clean up your own mess
    [ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [x] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
    [x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
    [ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type quickly

    T o t a l : 4

    [x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
    [ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    [ ] You have been to a tupperware party
    [x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [ ] You have more bills than you can pay
    [x] Most of, or all your friends are older than you are
    [x] You can say no to staying out all night
    [x] You use the internet every day
    [x] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
    [x] You can read a book and actually finish it

    Total:: 7

    32 years eek [​IMG] I have to tell that to my boyfriend, hopefully he'll wait till then LOL [​IMG]
     
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    [x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [x] You keep track of dates using a calender
    [ ] You own more than one credit card
    [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [x] You do your own laundry
    [ ] You vote every election
    [x] You can cook for yourself
    [ ] You think politics are exciting
    [ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

    T o t a l :4

    [ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early
    [ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
    [ ] You've never gotten a detention
    [ ] You have never smoked a cigarette
    [x] You have never gotten completely trashed
    [ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
    [x] You like to take walks by yourself
    [x] You've watched talk shows
    [x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
    [ ] You drink coffee at least once a week

    T o t a l : 4

    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
    [x] My parents trust me
    [x] You can mow the lawn
    [ ] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
    [ ] You remember to water the plants
    [ ] You study when you have to
    [x] You pay attention at school/college

    T o t a l : 5

    [x] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
    [] You work out on a regular basis
    [] You clean up your own mess
    [] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
    [] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
    [x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type quickly

    T o t a l : 3

    [x] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
    [] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    [] You have been to a tupperware party
    [] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [] You have more bills than you can pay
    [x] Most of, or all your friends are older than you are
    [x] You can say no to staying out all night
    [x] You use the internet every day
    [] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
    [x] You can read a book and actually finish it

    Total:: 5

    21

    What's your age?
     
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    Hump and dump, man!
    Hit it, and quit it!

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    Something I found on another site. Thought I'd share it.

    [ ] You know how to make a pot of coffee
    [ ] You keep track of dates using a calender
    [ ] You own more than one credit card
    [ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
    [x] You do your own laundry
    [ ] You vote every election
    [x] You can cook for yourself
    [ ] You think politics are exciting
    [ ] Your parents have better things to say than your friends

    T o t a l : 2

    [ ] You show up for school/college/work every day early
    [ ] You always carry a pen in your pocket/purse
    [ ] You've never gotten a detention
    [ ] You have never smoked a cigarette
    [ ] You have never gotten completely trashed
    [ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
    [x] You like to take walks by yourself
    [x] You've watched talk shows
    [x] You know what 'credibility' means without looking it up
    [ ] You drink coffee at least once a week

    T o t a l : 3

    [x] You know how to do the dishes
    [x] You can count to 10 in another language
    [ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it
    [ ] My parents trust me
    [x ] You can mow the lawn
    [x] You can make adults laugh without being stupid
    [ ] You remember to water the plants
    [ ] You study when you have to
    [ ] You pay attention at school/college

    T o t a l : 3

    [ ] You can spell 'experience' without looking it up
    [ ] You work out on a regular basis
    [x] You clean up your own mess
    [ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
    [ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
    [ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
    [x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
    [ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said
    [x] You can type quickly

    T o t a l : 3

    [ ] You have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour
    [ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment
    [ ] You have been to a tupperware party
    [ ] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
    [ ] You have more bills than you can pay
    [ ] Most of, or all your friends are older than you are
    [x] You can say no to staying out all night
    [x] You use the internet every day
    [ ] Your wardrobe hasn't changed in a while
    [ ] You can read a book and actually finish it

    total :2



    age :13
    my real age is 24
    my girlfriend is 34 and even though she doesnt pressure me I know she would love to get married but I dont wanna get married and my age shows it!
     
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    I'm having complete deja-vu.
     
  19. Mewgia

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    I can't beleive you actually did this Neschn...

    You just lost about a million metal points
     
  20. ScuberSteve

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    as well as about a hundred thousand black points and death points (each)
     

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