What would the world be like if Pokémon existed?
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We'd all be talking badly dubbed english and would sport big eyes with pointy chins and we'd have theme songs running in the background of our lives, with poorly written lyrics and off tune music.
PETA would be up in arms against making pokemon fight each other; bringing charges against every Tom, Dick, and Harry who owns one, while the sanitation department would be knee-deep in pokemon dung.
The vast majority of the world would love these little cirtters and it would become so enjoyable to collect them that people would soon dedicate their lives to pursue them. Jobs would be lost and the stockmarket would crash except for the saving grace that is the PokeMarket. With little to nothing being produced, save for those things related to Pokemon, the economy would eventually fail and bailouts given to those companies that are 'too big to fail' such as Pokemon grooming services, Pokemon food producers and PokeBall makers. a new economy would be born...the PokeEconomy.
Grassroots groups calling for a return to natural and essential living would grow and begin to install politicians in office. The new American 3rd party would be created, probably called the 'AnitPokeTarians', whose mandate it will be to eliminate the publics reliance on Pokemon.
'Gotta catch em all' would be the new cool slogan for kids (and adults) hooked on the narcotic of pokemon collecting, inciting government sanctions and programs, warning kids away from the dangers of pokemon addiction. 'This is your brain; this is your brain on pokemon...any questions?'
The PokeRus would eventually mutate and begin to infect human beings and while this may seem to be a good thing at first, after weeks of exposure, those affected would begin to age rapidly and die painfully. Because of this, Pokemon would then be hunted down and 'cleansed'. A new law would be passed making it illegal to own Pokemon for this reason and a blackmarket of Pokemon trainers would emerge.
These disease ridden PokeAddicts choose to live fast and die hard for their hobby. After a few decades of this, video game companies would make games where one can play a character who collects these dangerous pokemon to quell the still undying 'need' for anything pokemon, and acitivist groups, dominiated by concerned mothers would rise up and tell everyone that the Pokemon video games are the reason their kids make cats and dogs fight in dark alleys.
Pokemon would eventually only be seen in dioramas at the Smithsonian, where museum guides tell us about a dark chapter in human history when these horrible creatures almost wiped out the enitre human race with disease and highly addictive pheromones, which made people lethargic and overweight.
PETA would be up in arms against making pokemon fight each other; bringing charges against every Tom, Dick, and Harry who owns one, while the sanitation department would be knee-deep in pokemon dung.
The vast majority of the world would love these little cirtters and it would become so enjoyable to collect them that people would soon dedicate their lives to pursue them. Jobs would be lost and the stockmarket would crash except for the saving grace that is the PokeMarket. With little to nothing being produced, save for those things related to Pokemon, the economy would eventually fail and bailouts given to those companies that are 'too big to fail' such as Pokemon grooming services, Pokemon food producers and PokeBall makers. a new economy would be born...the PokeEconomy.
Grassroots groups calling for a return to natural and essential living would grow and begin to install politicians in office. The new American 3rd party would be created, probably called the 'AnitPokeTarians', whose mandate it will be to eliminate the publics reliance on Pokemon.
'Gotta catch em all' would be the new cool slogan for kids (and adults) hooked on the narcotic of pokemon collecting, inciting government sanctions and programs, warning kids away from the dangers of pokemon addiction. 'This is your brain; this is your brain on pokemon...any questions?'
The PokeRus would eventually mutate and begin to infect human beings and while this may seem to be a good thing at first, after weeks of exposure, those affected would begin to age rapidly and die painfully. Because of this, Pokemon would then be hunted down and 'cleansed'. A new law would be passed making it illegal to own Pokemon for this reason and a blackmarket of Pokemon trainers would emerge.
These disease ridden PokeAddicts choose to live fast and die hard for their hobby. After a few decades of this, video game companies would make games where one can play a character who collects these dangerous pokemon to quell the still undying 'need' for anything pokemon, and acitivist groups, dominiated by concerned mothers would rise up and tell everyone that the Pokemon video games are the reason their kids make cats and dogs fight in dark alleys.
Pokemon would eventually only be seen in dioramas at the Smithsonian, where museum guides tell us about a dark chapter in human history when these horrible creatures almost wiped out the enitre human race with disease and highly addictive pheromones, which made people lethargic and overweight.
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Also, Ninty would own their genetic codes and charge out the butt to buy one and have special 'giveaway' events where their prototypes could infiltrate homes, reporting back to them via encrypted data streams on the public's use of illegal roms.
What about the fact that we all want the same legendaries? Mass cloning of Arceus, Dialga, Mewtwo.. etc?
I'm more worried if the items from Pokemon became real as well... A kid eating a rare candy.. what the **** will happen? Well at least there be a cure for cancer... full heal or restoration... o.O
I'm more worried if the items from Pokemon became real as well... A kid eating a rare candy.. what the **** will happen? Well at least there be a cure for cancer... full heal or restoration... o.O
Overlord Nadrian said:How would we do that?personager said:
Genetically altered Dittos who are strong enough to mate with a legendary Pokemon, but you'd have to ask Ninty for the nucleotide sequences...or ppl could just download them and create their own pirated Dittos if they have the know-how.
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If Pokemon existed, that would mean Time Travel was possible, so I would somehow find the Doctor's Tardis after he died in a noble cause, and travel through time in it.
The Doctor will never die, instead he will save us from what Pokemon will do to our world by using a refined Delta Wave specialy designed to just affect them!
He will be in the far far future, and an alien race called Zenquatians will shoot him with lazers 70x more powerful than the Dalek's lazers.SirCB85 said:
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